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Okay.

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You know what, I'll describe where I am.

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It's a intersection. I'm at an intersection.

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At an intersection. And what's this?

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A corner. Yeah.

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I'm at a corner of the street

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and, um, it's, there's a tram stop.

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Yeah.

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There is a Woollies.

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There is a escalator

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and some stairs beside the escalator.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Sorry, I'm not-The shop that I, like

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it's not really open, but
it's got wooden panels.

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Sorry, what did you say?

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Oh, it might be a...

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It says flowers but it
looks more like a gift shop.

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Okay.

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What else?

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Just keep describing things for me.

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Yeah, well, where...

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What do you see?

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I don't know. I think I'm like

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completely on the wrong side of the thing,

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'cause I don't see any of the things

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that you've been describing.

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Oh no. Wait, wait. What street did you say?

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Was it, is it Collins?

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What corner are you on?

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Collins and Spencer?

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Is that it?

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Are you on the corner
of Collins and Spencer?

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'Cause I'm on the corner
of Collins and Spencer.

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Gosh. Oh my gosh. Sorry.

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How are you?

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I'm good. How are you?

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Good. Good. Good. Good.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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Hello. How are you. Yeah.

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What wait, what is this?

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Is this like a little, thumb
war secret handshake?

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It's very nice to see you, hello.

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How have you been? Good to see you.

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Yeah.

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I was so happy when you called.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Woo, spontaneous trip to Melbourne.

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Thank you for letting me crash and stuff.

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Oh, anytime. Yeah.

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I'm always happy for the company.

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Sorry, my hands are very cold.

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My hands just get cold easy. Okay.

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Yeah.

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Where are we going? What are doing?

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That way. That way.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Yeah, it's rare that we
get sunshine over here.

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No, it's nice. It's really nice.

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So how have you been?

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Good. Good. I'm just like, coming,

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coming to the world, you know.

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This is probably the time of day when

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I'm waking up from a dream,

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and then I want the dream to continue

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so I fall back asleep.

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Like what sort of dream?

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Well, all kinds.

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Pick your genre, sometimes it's horror.

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Oh, no I don't want horror.
But I'm the horror.

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That's not a dream. That's a nightmare.

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Well sometimes they're
like adventure, action,

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sort of stuff as well.

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Those are pretty fun.

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Are you like a superhero

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or are you like a villain or-

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Kind of. Kind of. Kind of the superhero.

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And then other times
I'm in a huge lolly shop

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and I'm like getting everything.

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But then right before I
even pay or eat, I wake up.

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Those are tough.

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Those are tough to come back from.

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Right.

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So anyway, miss high flying lawyer,

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what's a typical day like for you?

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Well, the good thing about me is

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that typical is actually very typical.

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I kind of get to the
office at eight thirty and-

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Woah, eight thirty. Oh
my God. That's early.

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Yeah, 'cause then you can like go.

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What the heck?

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Well, no 'cause then you can
like check everything is done

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before everyone else comes in at like nine.

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So you can get-

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Why can't you just do that at nine?

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You can, but I just like,

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I like, like starting the
day knowing that anything

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that came through overnight,
like that has been sorted.

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And then, I'll kind of
stay there till like 7:30.

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Wait till 7:30? Yeah.

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But we have this really good thing

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where they'll like get us
lunch as part of our thing.

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Is that even legal?

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Like a 11-hour workday.

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It's fine, it's lovely.

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I'm in like a very, very-Lovely.

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Yeah, it is.

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And if you stay late, you get dinner and...

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Are you coming on the footpath?

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No. No.

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You're coming here.

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Oh, just in time for a street cleaner.

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11-hour work days. Wow.

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Okay. So more than 11 hour work days.

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Like you're still, you're
still working, like right now.

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No, I'm not still working.

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I can read what's on your screen.

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It's the weekend, you're
on holiday. Like put it away.

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It's away. Ditch it.

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Turn your phone off.

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I'm not checking work emails.

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Someone just sent me an email.

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I was literally just
looking at what they said.

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I'm allowed to do that.

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Do you look at my disapproving face?

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I'm present. I'm present. I'm present.

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You're present to work.

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Are those guys playing
cricket on tram track?

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Oh.

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Ah, classic Melbourne eh?

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Is this like an everyday thing?

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Oh yeah, totally.

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Just like men being
obnoxious in public space?

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Yeah. Sometimes it's football.

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Oh great. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Think I saw handball the other day.

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I hate it.

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Oh. Do you mind if I-Yeah.

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Oh, thank you. That's all good.

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I do not carry bags anywhere.

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No, you're alright.

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This is very good by the way.

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Oh, gosh, you know what? Yeah.

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You know that like you've got

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this cool lawyer high paying job.

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Yes. That is...

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My mom. Oh my God.

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If she finds out, I will
never hear the end of it.

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Okay, so don't tell Denise.

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Yeah, we do not.

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That's why we do not tell Denise anything.

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We'll not tell Denise and
please find me a coffee,

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'cause now I have an addiction.

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Yes, yes, yes. It's this way.

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It's this way. Thank you.

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Oh. Although, okay.

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These are really cool.

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Like, you work in a place like this

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with the cool spinny doors.

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Yeah. What's cool about it?

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Well, you can just keep going,

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and going as much as you like.

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No, you just go in and
you open up your laptop

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and you do your work.

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Oh.

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Which way are we going?

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Actually, it's this way.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay, but enough about Denise.

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How's your parents?

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How are your parentals?

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Yeah, no they're fine. Yeah.

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In a kind of mid-life crisis way.

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Yeah, no, my dad is like convinced

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he's gonna teach himself
how to play the guitar.

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Oh, okay.

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He has these whole conversations with me

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about like, you know.

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He's like, I could pick it
up, I could learn a skill.

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Even though like the
only songs he cares about

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are Bob Marley songs and I'm like,

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I don't know how I feel about that.

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All right.

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And then mum had a
hysterectomy which was fun.

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A hyste...

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Oh, what does that involve?

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It's like where you get

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your uterus like chopped out of you.

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Oh damn.

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Your life sounds really hectic.

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Yeah but you find good
stuff too, like I figured that-

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Wall mirror.

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I was just gonna say that frozen peas

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kind of go well with everything.

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Yeah.

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Let's make a shape together.

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Oh, I like that.

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I literally will go there.

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Yeah, I know.

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But it doesn't have the good
coffee that I wanna get you.

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Okay.

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Yeah, okay, look, trust
me, we are so close.

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Do you actually know where it is?

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I do. What's it called?

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Well, it's a surprise. It's a secret surprise.

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Okay.

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It's a surprise secret. That way afterward.

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Oh. Little guy.

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You know, I think this is a metaphor.

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Like, about life.

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Because you know, when -
this rat is dead,

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it doesn't really care
or know that it's dead.

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But when it was alive,
it was experiencing life.

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How is that a metaphor?

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Well, what I'm trying to say,

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it's not about getting
to the end of the coffee,

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but it's about the journey
on the way to the coffee.

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We are so lost right now.

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That's great.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just need a coffee.

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I know I said I was, oh wait.

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They have coffee. Do you just wanna?

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Yeah. Okay. Let's, yeah.

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Matcha latte. Yeah, sure.

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Thank you.

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We're here.

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I dunno where here is,

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but we're here, you're here.

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Thank you for letting me crash and...

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Oh anytime.

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I don't know I'm very-
It's so good to see you.

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Grateful. You too.

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How have you been?

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Good. Chill. Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Life's been pretty chill. Nice.

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Just sort of working
casual part-time hours,

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watering plants, you know,
sort of like selling plants,

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playing lots of video
games and stuff and yeah.

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Yeah, but it's kind of cool
just having all this free time

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to just do ran do impromptu adventures.

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Yeah. No, it's lovely.
Thank you for showing me round.

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Sorry it was very last minute.

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Oh, it's fine.

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I mean, it was spontaneous, which I like.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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When I mean why, what spurred it on?

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The spontaneity, and-

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Oh, my boss slapped
me on the arse and I went,

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"I'm gonna go to
Melbourne for the weekend."

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Yeah.

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Just for a weekend.

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I'll come back and we'll tell HR on Monday
and everything.

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Has that happened before?

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Not with this boss. No. Yeah.

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But...

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Woah.

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Yeah, you kind of of
just go, I decided I wanted

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to do this thing when
I was like 10 years old

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and didn't really know what the thing was

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and have like given up
more than half of my life

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to just be where I am now,

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which I'm very grateful for,

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for my own kind of hard work to get there.

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Yeah.

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Grass!

268
00:10:53,016 --> 00:10:54,229
Woo!

269
00:10:55,161 --> 00:10:56,281
Yup. Yup. Yup.

270
00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:09,632
Oh my gosh. That is awful.

271
00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:11,496
That is too loud.

272
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,815
Come on, I cannot with this place.

273
00:11:19,536 --> 00:11:20,632
Let's go.

274
00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:23,632
I know a much better spot. Come on!

275
00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,376
How do you have so much energy?

276
00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:27,391
So this woman was assigned

277
00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:29,151
as my mentor in this kind of bullshit,

278
00:11:29,175 --> 00:11:30,712
like women helping women,

279
00:11:30,736 --> 00:11:32,031
achieving equality in the
workforce kind of thing.

280
00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:35,094
Which was so clearly like
a fucked initiative by a man.

281
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,311
Anyway, she'd been in
the law firm for like 40 years,

282
00:11:38,335 --> 00:11:40,232
clearly hated her job

283
00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:42,311
and was like not interested
in helping other women

284
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,832
because she had this whole thing of like,

285
00:11:43,856 --> 00:11:45,191
"I fought hard to get here."

286
00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:47,151
And it basically turned into like

287
00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:49,632
a man just with a vag instead.

288
00:11:49,656 --> 00:11:50,952
Oh, that's even worse. The whole time,

289
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,551
she was just giving me tips about like,

290
00:11:52,575 --> 00:11:54,431
this is how you get men to listen to you,

291
00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:55,592
and every single tip was

292
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:56,872
like, well you have to make them think

293
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:57,911
it was their idea.

294
00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:00,191
And so I will be in a
meeting and I will say an idea.

295
00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:01,431
No one will listen to me.

296
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,592
And like an hour and a half later

297
00:12:02,616 --> 00:12:03,952
a man will say the same thing,

298
00:12:03,976 --> 00:12:05,352
literally paraphrasing the idea.

299
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,752
And everyone will be
like, "Oh, that's wonderful.

300
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,791
That's a great idea."

301
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:09,952
And you go, "I fucking said that."

302
00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:11,031
And so she goes, "Yeah.

303
00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:13,616
So the trick is you have to..."

304
00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:16,054
Fucking men like this.

305
00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:17,191
Oh, cute.

306
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:21,071
He's got that spiky thing
sticking out of his head.

307
00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,151
I think it's just so the
pigeons poo at his feet,

308
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,455
not at his head.

309
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,911
Yeah.

310
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,472
She also said I should do power poses

311
00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,191
right before a meeting.

312
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:31,391
So now every time I have to go in

313
00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:32,752
and like pitch an idea,

314
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,935
she makes me stand in my cubicle like this.

315
00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,295
And just take up space, huh?

316
00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,151
I don't feel very powerful.

317
00:12:46,175 --> 00:12:47,656
Neither.

318
00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:52,592
Yeah, she just made it really clear

319
00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:54,551
to me that like her respecting me

320
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:55,872
wasn't something that was a given.

321
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:56,911
It was something I had to earn.

322
00:12:56,935 --> 00:12:58,391
And so that whole first year out of uni,

323
00:12:58,415 --> 00:13:01,992
I was like, yeah, I will
stay to 8:30pm at night.

324
00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:04,391
I'll do whatever fucking
shit you need me to do.

325
00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:06,191
I feel like it always hits different

326
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,191
when it comes from another woman.

327
00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:10,952
Yeah, and I think it was like the fact

328
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:13,952
that I was really proud of it, that I had like

329
00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:16,512
put this little seed of
me in there that was like,

330
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,031
yeah, I'm gonna prove you right.

331
00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,832
And, every night I would stay later,

332
00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:22,472
I would be like, yeah, she will get it.

333
00:13:22,496 --> 00:13:25,551
Like she will respect me
and I will be worthy of that.

334
00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:29,071
And like, the fact that that
felt good was really fucked up.

335
00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:29,912
Oh.

336
00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:31,071
I don't think I realised that.

337
00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:35,151
And I think I'm just kind of
finding that now that like...

338
00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:38,311
Well, but I mean, if
working hard feels good,

339
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:40,872
then why not just work hard, I guess?

340
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:41,833
Well that's what I always thought.

341
00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:43,352
I mean, that's what we're taught to think.

342
00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:45,151
But 'cause it doesn't go anywhere.

343
00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,712
You have these things of
like, I will have a good job.

344
00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:50,191
I will have stability. I will have a house.

345
00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:52,232
And then you're like, I
won't have a house firstly,

346
00:13:52,256 --> 00:13:53,791
'cause the market's completely fucked.

347
00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:54,952
But even if I-Wait you won't?

348
00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,832
I thought you earned a shit tonne?

349
00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:59,232
No, but I pay a shit tonne on rent.

350
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:02,071
I pay a shit tonne on convenience foods
because I can't cook,

351
00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:04,071
'cause I'm so exhausted all the time right.

352
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,352
Just doing that constantly.

353
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,353
And then you go, the whole planet's

354
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:07,632
gonna be underwater anyway!

355
00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:08,832
Like, what is the point of trying

356
00:14:08,856 --> 00:14:10,712
to get like a waterfront
house when you are like,

357
00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:12,071
sea level is rising, you know?

358
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,551
Yeah. I mean, what is the point?

359
00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:16,752
All I ever wanted to do was
live in Bondi near the beach.

360
00:14:16,776 --> 00:14:19,151
It's like you have these things as a child

361
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,352
where you're like, if I'm near the beach,

362
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:21,752
I'll be able to have a swim before work.

363
00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:22,633
And it's like,

364
00:14:22,657 --> 00:14:24,832
I won't be able to swim
before work, because...

365
00:14:24,856 --> 00:14:26,311
Oh, sorry, sorry.

366
00:14:26,335 --> 00:14:28,112
And I won't be able to
have kids either, right.

367
00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,911
I know, I just think about
bringing kids into the world,

368
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,431
with all this is happening.
Oh, you want kids?

369
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:32,512
No I don't want kids.

370
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:34,752
I couldn't look after a child.

371
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,311
I would fuck them up.

372
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,431
I've been having this conversation

373
00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:39,191
with my mom recently and
she sort of got really mad at me

374
00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:41,431
'cause I said, "I couldn't
have kids, I'd fuck them up."

375
00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,112
And she was like, I don't know.

376
00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:46,271
I think she just has a complex around like

377
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:49,031
the fact that I blame
her for fucking me up.

378
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,311
And she was like, "You know,

379
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:52,872
you would've been fucked up anyway.

380
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:54,671
You would've found a reason to complain."

381
00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,952
And I thought yeah right.

382
00:14:56,976 --> 00:14:59,551
But it's different. I think.

383
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:01,872
Fucking a kid up 'cause of climate change.

384
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,632
And housing has just turned
into another commodity,

385
00:15:03,656 --> 00:15:06,071
which it always has been,
technically, an asset, right.

386
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:08,031
But it's just the rules of
the game have changed

387
00:15:08,055 --> 00:15:09,191
and that the numbers
that you're dealing with

388
00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:10,271
are so immense.

389
00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:11,872
The way that it's going
up in the rate that it is -

390
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:14,551
We are here, on Princes Bridge right now.

391
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:17,854
It's a gorgeous day. There's the river.

392
00:15:18,496 --> 00:15:21,415
Yeah. We're getting to a nice part.

393
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,575
It's very brown.

394
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,256
I love your outfit.

395
00:15:42,055 --> 00:15:44,512
Thank you. Thank you.

396
00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:46,791
Can you tell me where you shop?

397
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,911
Oh, it's all online. Oh.

398
00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,232
Everything is nowadays, isn't it?

399
00:15:51,256 --> 00:15:52,152
Yeah, it is.

400
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:53,431
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

401
00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:54,952
Took me ages to get the costume together.

402
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,311
Dang. I appreciate the effort. Well done.

403
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,071
The hard part's the sizes.

404
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:01,551
Oh? Like guessing them?

405
00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:03,911
Do they have, like, a measurement chart?

406
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:05,271
Cool.

407
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:06,295
Yeah.

408
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,232
I'm showing my friend around Melbs.

409
00:16:10,256 --> 00:16:11,472
Right. Yeah.

410
00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:12,496
Great.

411
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,031
Yeah.

412
00:16:14,055 --> 00:16:14,873
Yeah.

413
00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:16,431
Chillaxing.

414
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:17,455
Yeah.

415
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:21,311
Where are we going? To the gardens.

416
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,431
Yeah. Have a good one.

417
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:24,455
You too.

418
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,031
Is that man seriously
dressed up as a clown.

419
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,512
Ooh, why not?

420
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:32,712
He's like 52 or something.

421
00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,415
Well, it's a look.

422
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:40,736
This, I swear, is the
best spot in the whole city.

423
00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:57,592
Something just flew into my face.

424
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,976
Yeah. That happens.

425
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:44,351
What do you think?

426
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,736
Lovely, huh.

427
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:47,736
Yeah.

428
00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:51,871
I come here all the time.

429
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,855
What do you do? Vibe.

430
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,575
What does that mean?

431
00:17:56,602 --> 00:18:00,401
Oh, you know, you just kind of... vibe.

432
00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:05,512
Do you not just vibe?

433
00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:06,655
No, no.

434
00:18:08,574 --> 00:18:09,895
Yeah.

435
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:13,095
I don't really know how to do nothing.

436
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:15,551
Well that's kind of the point.

437
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,992
Like you don't do anything.

438
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,895
Yeah. To do nothing.

439
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:23,496
Yeah. I just feel like I'm constantly...

440
00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:27,631
Yeah.

441
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,432
Yeah. It's really noisy today.

442
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:34,416
I'm sorry. I don't know why.
It's not usually this loud.

443
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:35,496
Yeah.

444
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,910
It's usually a lot more serene.

445
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,456
A lot more vibe. Yeah.

446
00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:47,871
I don't even know how to like

447
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:50,095
not do anything with my hands.

448
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:05,432
Doesn't it make you just want
to take your hand and just go

449
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,591
to your bum pocket and get your phone out?

450
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:11,311
Oh no, no, no, no. No
phones. No phones here.

451
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:12,335
Put it away.

452
00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:27,055
Oh, oh good. Come on. Come on.

453
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:44,095
This tree is super special to me.

454
00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:47,152
Whenever I come here,

455
00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:50,992
I always feel like it's giving me a hug.

456
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:53,055
So I like to hug it back.

457
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:59,831
Does it say anything
while you give it a hug?

458
00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:04,736
Not really, but I feel like it
just accepts me, you know?

459
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,512
It's kind of why I like being

460
00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:10,992
around plants more than people.

461
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:14,788
There's no expectations
or pressure or whatever.

462
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,389
Or small talk.

463
00:20:17,854 --> 00:20:20,456
Like you can just be.

464
00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:23,976
Vibe.

465
00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:33,202
Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.

466
00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:36,736
Oh careful. Shh.

467
00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:42,655
I got a ladybug right on my tit.

468
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,432
Are you okay? You've
got so much dirt on you.

469
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,432
Yeah. I just got a little ladybug.

470
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:53,817
Hey. Oh my gosh.

471
00:20:58,895 --> 00:21:01,232
This is an old ladybug.

472
00:21:01,256 --> 00:21:02,631
How do you know?

473
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:06,031
Because it's got a lot of spots.

474
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:08,111
What, that's how it works?

475
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:11,152
Yep. The old ones have heaps of spots.

476
00:21:11,176 --> 00:21:13,976
The young ones just have a little.

477
00:21:15,456 --> 00:21:19,472
So you're saying only old
ones are attracted to me.

478
00:21:19,496 --> 00:21:22,152
You've probably seen some shit, eh?

479
00:21:22,176 --> 00:21:24,135
You've like been around.

480
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,672
Can you please teach me
how to stop biting my nails?

481
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:31,416
Please. I beg you.

482
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:36,752
Strange. It's not flying away.

483
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:39,192
Wonder what happened to its wings?

484
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:42,256
Maybe I squashed them with my boob.

485
00:21:43,256 --> 00:21:46,496
Those be some powerful boobs.

486
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,631
Oh, is she gonna fly away?

487
00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,615
Don't fly away yet.

488
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:57,216
Oh. Oh.

489
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:04,472
Wouldn't it be funny if it
flew into one of our faces?

490
00:22:04,496 --> 00:22:07,311
What do you reckon she
spent her years doing?

491
00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:11,815
Was she like, a housewife? Or a She-EO?

492
00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:15,095
What a fancy, fancy structure.

493
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,912
It's like Mount Olympus. Yeah.

494
00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:24,936
But you're just looking out
onto where they play AFL.

495
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:27,349
Does that make us like the gods

496
00:22:27,374 --> 00:22:28,791
of footy or something?

497
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,912
Yeah. Yeah.

498
00:22:30,936 --> 00:22:33,844
Like the, like that.

499
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,192
I'm like frozen like a statue like a God,

500
00:22:37,216 --> 00:22:39,375
but the, kicking the ball.

501
00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:44,992
I play netball with work.
Have I told you that?

502
00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:46,031
Wait, what?

503
00:22:46,055 --> 00:22:47,788
Yeah. We have a mixed netball team.

504
00:22:47,813 --> 00:22:49,311
Wow. Look at you.

505
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,232
Getting all sporty now.

506
00:22:51,256 --> 00:22:52,072
I know.

507
00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:56,152
There's something about seeing
grown men, grown meh-meh-meh.

508
00:22:56,176 --> 00:23:00,152
Grown men. I can't even say grown men.

509
00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:04,631
Grown men in bibs, that just
like brings him down a peg.

510
00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:06,672
Yeah, you kinda go huh,

511
00:23:06,696 --> 00:23:08,631
Ryan might be kind of an asshole

512
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,776
who can't make small
talk by the coffee machine,

513
00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:15,161
but God, he looks good as a wing defence.

514
00:23:15,696 --> 00:23:18,631
Actually, now that you mentioned it.

515
00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:21,375
The other day, I did have a dream

516
00:23:21,522 --> 00:23:26,739
where a random man was
making coffee by the street

517
00:23:27,043 --> 00:23:29,121
in a netball bib. That's Brian.

518
00:23:29,228 --> 00:23:32,712
And I went to go order a coffee from him.

519
00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:36,192
He was like, "Alright."
And he went to go make a coffee.

520
00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:38,232
And he was like, "Here you go."

521
00:23:38,256 --> 00:23:40,311
And instead of getting a coffee,

522
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:43,815
he full on like served a volleyball at me.

523
00:23:45,496 --> 00:23:47,232
It wasn't even a netball.

524
00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:49,071
You clearly don't know
how sports work do you?

525
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,551
No.

526
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:52,111
Woah. Okay.

527
00:23:52,135 --> 00:23:54,591
It's really starting to... overcast.

528
00:23:54,615 --> 00:23:56,271
Yeah. I think I have an
umbrella in here though.

529
00:23:56,295 --> 00:23:59,575
Oh, yeah and that was so loud as well.

530
00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:02,069
A second.

531
00:24:02,176 --> 00:24:05,071
Oh, what's this book about?

532
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,432
Climate change?

533
00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:09,432
There's like, the first
paragraph is on hope.

534
00:24:09,456 --> 00:24:11,392
Do you want a protein ball? Sure.

535
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,791
And then it's like 130 pages
on just bleak, bleak despair.

536
00:24:15,815 --> 00:24:17,952
Yeah. Alright.

537
00:24:17,976 --> 00:24:19,551
I think we should hurry it up.

538
00:24:19,575 --> 00:24:21,992
I feel like it's gonna really pour soon.

539
00:24:22,016 --> 00:24:24,232
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know where we are.

540
00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:25,871
Short cut. Short cut. That way. That way.

541
00:24:25,895 --> 00:24:26,952
Is this taking us to the tram?

542
00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:29,152
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

543
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,176
Oh wait.

544
00:24:31,575 --> 00:24:33,791
No, maybe it was that one.

545
00:24:33,815 --> 00:24:37,936
Where do I live?
Brunswick, Bru... North. North.

546
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,055
Cha-cha cha.

547
00:24:50,335 --> 00:24:51,153
Bless you.

548
00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:53,472
This city gives me such bad hayfever.

549
00:24:53,496 --> 00:24:54,712
Yeah. Oh yeah, by the way,

550
00:24:54,736 --> 00:24:56,351
are you okay to sleep on the couch,

551
00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:58,512
because Jason just
hasn't finished moving out.

552
00:24:58,536 --> 00:24:59,791
I'm so sorry it's a mess.

553
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:00,912
Is this us?

554
00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:01,952
Is this...

555
00:25:01,976 --> 00:25:04,152
Yeah, oh shit. Yeah it is us.

556
00:25:04,176 --> 00:25:08,668
Oh my God, the sun really
kinda came outta nowhere.

557
00:25:08,695 --> 00:25:10,591
Is that just like Melbourne?

558
00:25:10,615 --> 00:25:13,677
Yeah. Yeah. That's a
classic Melbourne thing.

559
00:25:19,869 --> 00:25:21,712
So where else is Jason now?

560
00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:23,696
Actually in Brisbane.

561
00:25:24,137 --> 00:25:25,392
Yeah, with family.

562
00:25:25,416 --> 00:25:27,952
I think he is helping out in his mum's

563
00:25:27,976 --> 00:25:29,672
golf course or something.

564
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,952
So he is gonna come back

565
00:25:30,976 --> 00:25:33,351
and like grab his stuff later or-

566
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,512
Yeah, at some point.

567
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,871
Okay.

568
00:25:36,895 --> 00:25:40,512
So he is just like, being a golf... boy.
With the tees.

569
00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:42,432
Does he go picking up tees or something?

570
00:25:42,456 --> 00:25:43,433
I guess so.

571
00:25:43,457 --> 00:25:45,871
I don't really know how
it works to be honest.

572
00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,752
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

573
00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:49,232
I've actually not played golf before.

574
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,351
No, neither.

575
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,912
I mean all the men in
my office talk about it.

576
00:25:52,936 --> 00:25:55,831
I think it's their, like,
weekend getaway thing.

577
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,392
I feel like that should
give you some closure

578
00:25:57,416 --> 00:25:59,912
that like maybe it's okay
that you and Jason broke up

579
00:25:59,936 --> 00:26:03,311
because he's probably
an anti-environmentalist.

580
00:26:03,335 --> 00:26:06,442
Like, his family business
is degrading Earth

581
00:26:06,469 --> 00:26:08,192
and privatising property.

582
00:26:08,216 --> 00:26:09,512
Yeah. I don't know.

583
00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:13,631
We never really talked
much about that type of thing.

584
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,871
I feel like towards the end we just sort of

585
00:26:15,895 --> 00:26:17,712
mainly did our own stuff.

586
00:26:17,736 --> 00:26:20,643
Like, he'd just be playing
Dungeons and Dragons

587
00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:22,095
every night with his friends,

588
00:26:22,429 --> 00:26:24,831
and I mean, I tried to get into it but-

589
00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:26,375
No. No. Yeah, exactly.

590
00:26:28,736 --> 00:26:30,416
Is this you? Or are you nearby, or?

591
00:26:31,095 --> 00:26:32,992
No, we're a little bit more.

592
00:26:33,016 --> 00:26:36,311
Oh, but seriously, don't expect much, okay?

593
00:26:36,335 --> 00:26:40,432
I have not cleaned in I
have no idea how long and..

594
00:26:40,456 --> 00:26:42,232
I'm not like, a total clean freak.

595
00:26:42,256 --> 00:26:43,591
Well, but this is funny.

596
00:26:43,615 --> 00:26:45,992
I only have one fork in my house.

597
00:26:46,016 --> 00:26:47,952
Like, legit. Because Jason insists

598
00:26:47,976 --> 00:26:49,921
that he was the one
who brought all of them in.

599
00:26:49,946 --> 00:26:52,192
And so they all left
with him except for one

600
00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:54,831
because he pitied me I guess.

601
00:26:54,855 --> 00:26:55,673
That's not...

602
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,192
You didn't want to go get more?

603
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,672
You haven't had people over since?

604
00:26:58,696 --> 00:27:00,831
I just haven't gone around to it yet.

605
00:27:00,855 --> 00:27:02,952
Oh well I'm very flattered that I get to

606
00:27:02,976 --> 00:27:05,192
be the woman with the fork.
I'll give you the fork.

607
00:27:05,216 --> 00:27:07,472
No, no. I can just eat with my fingers.

608
00:27:07,496 --> 00:27:10,135
It's okay. Maybe I
should eat with a knife...

609
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:17,295
Haha. Oh, rain stopped.

610
00:27:18,575 --> 00:27:21,551
Anyway. This is Fitzroy.

611
00:27:21,575 --> 00:27:24,392
This is where all the cool kids hang out.

612
00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:25,992
Oh dear.

613
00:27:26,016 --> 00:27:30,432
This is my tram. Sorry, I'm
going back where I belong.

614
00:27:30,456 --> 00:27:31,696
You're funny.

615
00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:36,432
Oh no, I can't run. Can't run.

616
00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,472
All this water is making
me need to really pee.

617
00:27:38,496 --> 00:27:39,433
Oh, okay.

618
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:43,815
Well don't worry because my
place is just around that corner

619
00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:49,014
and I need to tell you,
it is a soulless, soulless, grey box.

620
00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,031
Oh it is really, really soulless.

621
00:27:51,055 --> 00:27:53,712
And I have to pay like
400-ish a week for it.

622
00:27:53,736 --> 00:27:55,551
Oh, that's actually really good.

623
00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:57,271
Huh? For a one bedroom?

624
00:27:57,295 --> 00:28:00,111
This close to the city? Wait, what?

625
00:28:00,135 --> 00:28:01,351
That's fine.

626
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,432
How much is a place in Sydney?

627
00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:04,591
Oh, like, double that.

628
00:28:04,615 --> 00:28:05,831
Oh, that's nuts. What?

629
00:28:05,855 --> 00:28:08,271
You're selling it very
well though by the way.

630
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,112
I can't wait.

631
00:28:09,136 --> 00:28:10,712
Oh wait. No.

632
00:28:10,736 --> 00:28:13,152
How much, how much do
you have to pay in Sydney?

633
00:28:13,176 --> 00:28:14,831
I'm not telling you that.

634
00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:16,472
Oh you know what? I wanna know.

635
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:19,162
It's very rude to ask a woman her rent.

636
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,536
Okay. I am sorry. I'm sorry ma'am.

637
00:28:23,348 --> 00:28:24,631
I hate how that looks.

638
00:28:24,655 --> 00:28:29,152
Anyway, yeah, just come on in.
Make yourself at home.

639
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:30,335
Lock? Nah.

640
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:35,416
So corridor, obviously,
bedroom on the left.

641
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:39,976
Kitchen with the lonely fork on the right.

642
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,925
Table, Nintendo Switch,

643
00:28:44,176 --> 00:28:46,776
couch and balcony.

644
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:52,472
I usually spend most of my nights out here
just smoking up.

645
00:28:52,496 --> 00:28:54,293
'Cause it helps me sleep.

646
00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:57,472
Got a lovely view of the petrol station.

647
00:28:57,496 --> 00:28:58,312
Yeah.

648
00:28:58,336 --> 00:29:01,551
Sometimes I just sit
and get very philosophical

649
00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,551
'cause like the cars coming and going

650
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:07,437
just remind me of things
coming and going, life.

651
00:29:08,655 --> 00:29:10,791
Yeah, like this guy.

652
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,752
That was an intentional kill.

653
00:29:13,776 --> 00:29:14,592
What?

654
00:29:14,616 --> 00:29:18,152
Yeah. 'Cause Jason gave
me that as a anniversary gift

655
00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:22,031
and so I just didn't like it anymore.

656
00:29:22,055 --> 00:29:23,055
Yeah.

657
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:24,872
Anyway-

658
00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:26,912
That's like the cheapest petrol I've seen.

659
00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:28,232
Oh really? Yeah.

660
00:29:28,256 --> 00:29:29,871
Woo. Go Fitzroy.

661
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:32,432
So this is-Yeah. Oops, sorry.

662
00:29:32,456 --> 00:29:34,791
This is where you are gonna sleep.

663
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,242
Do you get cold at night?

664
00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:39,605
A little bit. Yeah.

665
00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:42,512
I just didn't really pack warm stuff.

666
00:29:42,536 --> 00:29:44,016
Uh, what do I...

667
00:29:44,895 --> 00:29:48,395
Oh actually hop off.

668
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:50,472
I'm pretty sure.

669
00:29:50,496 --> 00:29:51,433
A-ha!

670
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:56,002
Okay, so this is like extra, extra,

671
00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:59,776
in case - you know,
you need a bit of warmth.

672
00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:02,496
Yeah. Thank you.

673
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:05,351
Yeah. I went through a sewing phase

674
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:09,031
and just never really got to using those.

675
00:30:09,055 --> 00:30:10,232
Yeah. Right.

676
00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:13,271
At least you can put 'em to good use.

677
00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,698
Yeah, thank you.

678
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,750
Yeah.

679
00:30:18,681 --> 00:30:20,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

680
00:30:23,216 --> 00:30:25,031
Are they Jason's bo - bo -

681
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:26,855
I can't even say the word.

682
00:30:27,736 --> 00:30:31,095
Jason's boxers you still have on the line?

683
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,512
Yeah, unfortunately.

684
00:30:34,536 --> 00:30:35,551
I mean, like I said,

685
00:30:35,575 --> 00:30:39,871
he's still got little things
lying around here and there.

686
00:30:39,895 --> 00:30:42,135
Like that, his bike, stuff.

687
00:30:46,776 --> 00:30:48,456
The art's yours though?

688
00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:50,961
Most of it, yeah.

689
00:30:51,188 --> 00:30:52,776
Mmm, I'm tired.

690
00:30:54,496 --> 00:30:55,312
Ooh.

691
00:30:55,336 --> 00:30:58,563
Actually, I know what you need.

692
00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:02,895
A spa day is perfect for some rejuvenation.

693
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:05,631
Yippee! And I've been also

694
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:09,456
kind of like wanting
to try these for a while.

695
00:31:10,456 --> 00:31:12,655
Oh that's so cute and pink.

696
00:31:15,055 --> 00:31:17,152
This cannot be good for you.

697
00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:19,192
I'm sure it's filled with good

698
00:31:19,216 --> 00:31:21,192
natural stuff for your skin.

699
00:31:21,216 --> 00:31:26,512
Propylenglykol, glycereth 26. PEG.

700
00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:27,992
Sorry, I'm not trying to grab you -

701
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,641
where's the other half?

702
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,871
Oh it's gone. Pop your head up.

703
00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:34,752
I can't read everything.

704
00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:40,564
Hexanediol, hydroxyacetophenone.
Limonene.

705
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:41,592
Shh.

706
00:31:41,616 --> 00:31:43,992
Oh. Mh-mm-mm, mmhm, mmhm.

707
00:31:44,016 --> 00:31:47,392
It's okay. Take a deep breath.

708
00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:50,108
You are now in the spa of Jessie.

709
00:31:52,895 --> 00:31:53,792
Just do it.

710
00:31:53,816 --> 00:31:55,936
It's in my mouth again.

711
00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:59,392
Yummy.

712
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,815
It's not yummy.

713
00:32:06,095 --> 00:32:07,271
Do you know the song?

714
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:08,591
Surely you know the song.

715
00:32:08,615 --> 00:32:10,351
Come on. It's Bieber.

716
00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:13,152
It's what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

717
00:32:13,176 --> 00:32:16,512
No, no, no, no. Yes. Yes. Yes.

718
00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:19,071
No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

719
00:32:19,095 --> 00:32:21,192
No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.

720
00:32:21,216 --> 00:32:22,351
Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

721
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,135
Ho ho ho - Merry Christmas.

722
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,082
Okay, Santa.

723
00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:36,831
Imagine if Santa came down your chimney,

724
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:40,791
and he was wearing these.

725
00:32:40,815 --> 00:32:43,192
Santa like comes to drop your presents off

726
00:32:43,216 --> 00:32:46,111
and he's just covered in blue scales.

727
00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:47,752
Oh. You're like what?

728
00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:49,512
Alright. And Santa's like,

729
00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:50,591
ho, ho, ho, ho.

730
00:32:50,615 --> 00:32:53,512
I think, if Santa's covered in blue scales,

731
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:58,031
I think I'd invite him to the spa of Jessie
as well. You know?

732
00:32:58,055 --> 00:33:00,071
Yeah and Ms. Claus will get jealous,

733
00:33:00,095 --> 00:33:03,752
she'll be like,
"Who's this lady, with scales on her face?"

734
00:33:03,776 --> 00:33:05,351
I feel like-Ms. Claus sounds

735
00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,193
like that too.

736
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:09,392
Yeah, but I'll be like,
"Ma'am, I am doing you a favour."

737
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:12,031
"Your man could use a dermotologist."

738
00:33:12,055 --> 00:33:12,832
What?

739
00:33:12,856 --> 00:33:14,752
If he's covered in blue scales you know.

740
00:33:14,776 --> 00:33:16,672
Are you saying that Santa's got bad skin?

741
00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:18,031
He can't help it, man. Why?

742
00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:19,551
He's like hundreds of years old.

743
00:33:19,575 --> 00:33:20,552
I mean it doesn't help-

744
00:33:20,576 --> 00:33:22,111
And he's overworked, goddammit.

745
00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:24,232
Santa's got millions of houses.

746
00:33:24,256 --> 00:33:26,152
Well he also lives in a really cold place.

747
00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:29,416
He needs to learn how to moisturise.

748
00:33:30,055 --> 00:33:34,192
I'm really glad you came here this weekend.

749
00:33:34,216 --> 00:33:35,216
Yeah.

750
00:33:36,176 --> 00:33:38,672
'Cause obviously your work's hectic.

751
00:33:38,696 --> 00:33:41,752
I'm so sorry that your boss did that.

752
00:33:41,776 --> 00:33:43,655
That's really not cool.

753
00:33:44,575 --> 00:33:46,712
No, it's okay.

754
00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:47,513
No, it's not.

755
00:33:47,537 --> 00:33:50,232
No, like it actually is.

756
00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:51,976
It's kind of a thing.

757
00:33:53,968 --> 00:33:56,244
It's like a little right
of passage, you know.

758
00:33:57,216 --> 00:34:00,512
I feel like every woman has like,

759
00:34:00,536 --> 00:34:02,831
a low-key workplace harassment story,

760
00:34:02,855 --> 00:34:06,792
and now I just get to
add mine to the canon.

761
00:34:06,816 --> 00:34:09,615
It should not be that way.

762
00:34:09,922 --> 00:34:10,433
Yeah.

763
00:34:10,457 --> 00:34:13,272
Frankly, Brian's not really the problem.

764
00:34:13,296 --> 00:34:14,631
What do you mean?

765
00:34:14,655 --> 00:34:16,055
I think it's...

766
00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:20,912
I went to tell my lady mentor after and-

767
00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:22,135
Susan? Yeah.

768
00:34:23,816 --> 00:34:27,775
She just like could not have cared less,

769
00:34:28,951 --> 00:34:30,472
to the point where I got this weird lecture

770
00:34:30,496 --> 00:34:34,711
about toughening up and
how if it had have upset me,

771
00:34:34,735 --> 00:34:36,352
I should have just turned around

772
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,912
to him and gone, "How dare you?"

773
00:34:38,936 --> 00:34:40,952
You know, sort of thing that she was able

774
00:34:40,976 --> 00:34:42,432
to do when she was my age.

775
00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:45,711
And that's how she had the
power to rise up to where she is

776
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:50,472
and put men in their
place and blah, blah, blah.

777
00:34:50,496 --> 00:34:51,496
Ooft.

778
00:34:53,496 --> 00:34:54,671
And then I thought maybe it is my fault

779
00:34:54,695 --> 00:34:56,952
that I didn't say anything that I just-

780
00:34:56,976 --> 00:34:57,793
No.

781
00:34:57,817 --> 00:34:59,551
No, but I just let it happen

782
00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:01,231
until I kind of convinced myself

783
00:35:01,255 --> 00:35:02,352
that maybe it didn't happen.

784
00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:03,432
Maybe I was going crazy.

785
00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:05,872
Maybe there was like a mosquito on my butt,

786
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,551
that he was trying to smack or something.

787
00:35:07,575 --> 00:35:08,575
I dunno.

788
00:35:11,922 --> 00:35:17,323
And then I was like, the
response should be outrage.

789
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,685
Like I know that that's what it should be.

790
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:21,832
But there was like this tiny weird little

791
00:35:21,856 --> 00:35:24,536
part of me that was like...

792
00:35:31,575 --> 00:35:33,191
You know when you're at your first party

793
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:36,111
and this boy comes up to you

794
00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:40,150
and he's like covered in pimples

795
00:35:40,175 --> 00:35:42,191
and has like three little moustache hairs

796
00:35:42,215 --> 00:35:44,191
and you have a better moustache than him,

797
00:35:44,215 --> 00:35:46,792
'cause you're Italian and
you haven't started waxing yet.

798
00:35:46,816 --> 00:35:49,912
And you can tell his friends have like

799
00:35:49,936 --> 00:35:51,352
totally dared him to do this.

800
00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:53,748
But he like looks you in the eye

801
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:58,416
and he says, "Hey, you're really hot."

802
00:36:00,188 --> 00:36:01,629
And you're like...

803
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,231
And you know it makes you feel gross

804
00:36:07,255 --> 00:36:10,272
when he like slides
his hand into your waist,

805
00:36:10,296 --> 00:36:12,427
but you just kind of go, oh.

806
00:36:17,282 --> 00:36:19,258
That's nice.

807
00:36:20,151 --> 00:36:24,792
And you just kind of
ignore the yucky gut feeling.

808
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:26,751
Or all the other boys at the other side

809
00:36:26,775 --> 00:36:28,733
of the lawn laughing at you,

810
00:36:29,121 --> 00:36:31,521
and you go, maybe I am hot.

811
00:36:32,136 --> 00:36:36,031
No one has told me that
before and maybe I am.

812
00:36:36,055 --> 00:36:39,095
And so then when Brian slaps you, you

813
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:43,429
feel like it's a rite of passage?

814
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:51,095
I think, attention, rite of passage-

815
00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:54,234
I'm not excusing it.

816
00:36:54,259 --> 00:36:56,938
Well, no, I'm just saying I think all

817
00:36:56,962 --> 00:36:59,419
of that is overrated.

818
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,751
Yeah.

819
00:37:01,775 --> 00:37:04,336
I was a stripper in Berlin

820
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:07,069
for a couple months actually.

821
00:37:10,348 --> 00:37:14,228
Just kind of, yeah,
learned that after a while.

822
00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:22,992
Did it make you feel empowered?

823
00:37:23,016 --> 00:37:26,655
Like, better at, better at like,

824
00:37:26,949 --> 00:37:28,429
Sex? I dunno.

825
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:33,587
You felt sexier when
you took your clothes off?

826
00:37:35,695 --> 00:37:36,735
Yes and no.

827
00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,456
Depended on the sitch.

828
00:37:41,777 --> 00:37:43,296
Did you tell Jason?

829
00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:44,750
Actually no.

830
00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:47,312
That was before we got together.

831
00:37:47,336 --> 00:37:50,976
So didn't really figure that it was his biz.

832
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,813
I can't believe you still have his undies.

833
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:03,629
Throw them away.

834
00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:09,429
Oh.

835
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:14,134
Okay. I'm touching the
crotch. Throw them away.

836
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,638
Oh, no.

837
00:38:18,055 --> 00:38:19,832
I feel really bad about littering.

838
00:38:19,856 --> 00:38:22,536
Ah, you'll be right. Come.

839
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,695
Oh, I wanna show you something.

840
00:38:26,896 --> 00:38:29,671
I get this online at Temu,

841
00:38:29,695 --> 00:38:33,215
because I thought it looked like space.

842
00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:35,602
Bluetooth is on.

843
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:39,030
Bluetooth is connected.

844
00:38:40,896 --> 00:38:45,472
Damn right it is. Bluetooth is connected.

845
00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:46,313
Oh.

846
00:38:46,337 --> 00:38:47,896
That was so pretty.

847
00:38:51,016 --> 00:38:53,231
You reckon in space instead of aeroplanes,

848
00:38:53,255 --> 00:38:56,432
there's spaceships
that fly around in the sky

849
00:38:56,456 --> 00:38:59,272
and give lots of noise pollution?

850
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:00,496
I don't know.

851
00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:04,334
I reckon the universe
doesn't have much sound.

852
00:39:04,816 --> 00:39:08,615
Like it wouldn't be able
to bounce off things.

853
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,832
You know when you're in
like a really concrete-y place

854
00:39:10,856 --> 00:39:12,472
and the concrete just goes boom, boom, boom

855
00:39:12,496 --> 00:39:16,175
and then the sound goes boom, boom, boom.

856
00:39:25,016 --> 00:39:27,135
Do I sound kind of like a horse
when I do that?

857
00:39:27,775 --> 00:39:29,055
Neigh.

858
00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:32,055
Neigh.

859
00:39:33,976 --> 00:39:34,976
Neigh.

860
00:39:36,055 --> 00:39:37,352
I've got a funny -

861
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:40,655
What, what,
what did the horse say at the gay club?

862
00:39:44,575 --> 00:39:45,575
What?

863
00:39:46,456 --> 00:39:47,816
S-neigh.

864
00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:53,376
Get it, because it's like slay but it's neigh,

865
00:39:53,951 --> 00:39:56,830
and it's gay at the club.

866
00:39:57,574 --> 00:39:59,855
What rhymes with club?

867
00:39:59,976 --> 00:40:04,231
♪ The sub gonna get a
Subway 'cause it's cheap. ♪

868
00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:07,952
♪ Gonna gimme something
good to eat for lunch, munch. ♪

869
00:40:07,976 --> 00:40:10,231
♪ I'm in a crunch, a time crunch ♪

870
00:40:10,255 --> 00:40:11,792
♪ A money crunch, all the crunch ♪

871
00:40:11,816 --> 00:40:14,671
♪ There's nothing to do,
but there's so much to do ♪

872
00:40:14,695 --> 00:40:17,312
♪ Shoo, shoo, go away deadlines ♪

873
00:40:17,336 --> 00:40:22,296
♪ I'm not dead fines, I'm dead, not fines ♪

874
00:40:22,896 --> 00:40:24,591
♪ It's all mines ♪

875
00:40:24,615 --> 00:40:26,751
♪ And it's in my head ♪

876
00:40:26,775 --> 00:40:29,843
♪ But maybe it's not. Maybe it's real ♪

877
00:40:29,950 --> 00:40:32,031
♪ Maybe there's some truth to how I feel ♪

878
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:34,912
♪ I feel like a meal ♪

879
00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,631
♪ that's been left on a table going cold ♪

880
00:40:37,655 --> 00:40:40,031
♪ Picked at, and picked at
and no one wants the peas ♪

881
00:40:40,055 --> 00:40:42,191
♪ There's just a whole
thing of green peas ♪

882
00:40:42,215 --> 00:40:43,671
♪ please, says Mum ♪

883
00:40:43,695 --> 00:40:47,591
♪ Eat your fucking peas and I say, no Mum ♪

884
00:40:47,615 --> 00:40:48,592
♪ I don't want peas ♪

885
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:51,805
♪ I want mash, which is also how I feel ♪

886
00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:54,352
♪ I feel like mash and I'm going to crash ♪

887
00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:59,336
♪ And it's been like way too
long since I've had a pash ♪

888
00:40:59,989 --> 00:41:02,735
♪ I feel like trash ♪

889
00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:04,735
♪ Global warming ♪

890
00:41:04,975 --> 00:41:09,695
♪ Too much rubbish in the oceans ♪

891
00:41:11,175 --> 00:41:14,272
♪ Climate change ♪

892
00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,872
♪ Yeah ♪

893
00:41:16,896 --> 00:41:19,472
Man, science has really
like has been telling us

894
00:41:19,496 --> 00:41:22,671
this kind of shit for
seriously, since the '60s.

895
00:41:22,695 --> 00:41:26,432
Maybe earlier.
And we all knew it was gonna happen.

896
00:41:26,456 --> 00:41:28,432
But there were vested business profits

897
00:41:28,456 --> 00:41:31,591
that stopped us from
doing anything about it.

898
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:34,016
Exxon, I'm looking at you, no offence,

899
00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:36,429
but also lots of offence.

900
00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:41,936
Yeah.

901
00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,615
Oh, I thought that it was
gonna do a different setting.

902
00:41:45,722 --> 00:41:46,722
Hello.

903
00:41:48,336 --> 00:41:49,336
Hi.

904
00:41:52,816 --> 00:41:53,712
Oh.

905
00:41:53,736 --> 00:41:55,536
There you go.

906
00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:58,536
Now I'm a little baby,

907
00:41:59,442 --> 00:42:01,922
and that sounds kind of crazy.

908
00:42:02,735 --> 00:42:04,312
♪ You know what else is crazy ♪

909
00:42:04,336 --> 00:42:06,432
♪ The shit scientists know ♪

910
00:42:06,456 --> 00:42:08,512
♪ They're fucking raw dogs ♪

911
00:42:08,536 --> 00:42:12,987
♪ And we're don't pay them enough
for their research ♪

912
00:42:14,376 --> 00:42:17,255
Although actually, sometimes,

913
00:42:17,428 --> 00:42:21,589
well, science is subjective.

914
00:42:23,110 --> 00:42:24,551
No, that's the whole thing
about science -

915
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:28,031
That's the whole fucking
thing about science.

916
00:42:28,055 --> 00:42:30,151
That it's not objective.

917
00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:33,191
It's not subjective, it's objective.

918
00:42:33,215 --> 00:42:35,872
Subjective is like English literature.

919
00:42:35,896 --> 00:42:37,472
Objective is science.

920
00:42:37,496 --> 00:42:38,832
They do tests, they do hypothesis.

921
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:41,151
They have a hypothesis
and then they test it.

922
00:42:41,175 --> 00:42:45,071
Well that's the thing because...
hypothesis.

923
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,671
I can't take myself seriously with that.

924
00:42:46,695 --> 00:42:48,151
And I can't take you seriously

925
00:42:48,175 --> 00:42:49,872
when you talk fucking shit like this.

926
00:42:49,896 --> 00:42:50,711
Okay.

927
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,552
Because-

928
00:42:51,576 --> 00:42:53,575
We went to an
academically selective school.

929
00:42:53,855 --> 00:42:57,111
Because hypothesis, if you think about it,

930
00:42:57,135 --> 00:43:00,509
it's just a widely agreed on thing.

931
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,471
No, they do test...

932
00:43:06,655 --> 00:43:07,473
No.

933
00:43:07,497 --> 00:43:09,912
The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.

934
00:43:09,936 --> 00:43:12,551
Well, hypothesis isn't actually a fact.

935
00:43:12,575 --> 00:43:14,352
It's what they're trying to prove.

936
00:43:14,376 --> 00:43:17,200
Which is why they then prove it.

937
00:43:18,177 --> 00:43:20,231
What do you have to say for yourself?

938
00:43:20,255 --> 00:43:21,872
Are you a climate denier?

939
00:43:21,896 --> 00:43:24,432
Are you a Flat-Earther?

940
00:43:24,456 --> 00:43:25,832
I'm not a climate denier.

941
00:43:25,856 --> 00:43:27,392
Well, thank fuck.

942
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,432
The thing is, you see this?

943
00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,751
Yes.

944
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,031
We call this the colour brown.

945
00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:36,711
Oh no, she's watched a bad TikTok.

946
00:43:36,735 --> 00:43:38,272
She thinks she's clever,

947
00:43:38,296 --> 00:43:40,512
but it's actually designed
for fucking eight-year-olds.

948
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:43,392
No, the thing is-It's not that deep.

949
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:47,191
Objectively, this is really brown.

950
00:43:47,215 --> 00:43:49,392
We just all called it brown,

951
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,872
and agree that it is.
Gimmie my microphone back?

952
00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:52,711
Please give you the microphone
back. That's not a hot take.

953
00:43:52,735 --> 00:43:55,856
It's not your microphone. It's mine.

954
00:43:57,148 --> 00:43:58,148
Jessie.

955
00:43:59,696 --> 00:44:01,536
Jessie, I don't understand
what your point is.

956
00:44:04,349 --> 00:44:07,792
We call this brown,
because we've all agreed

957
00:44:07,816 --> 00:44:10,108
that it is brown. Which makes it brown.

958
00:44:10,376 --> 00:44:12,856
Yeah, but I could call it...

959
00:44:13,016 --> 00:44:14,272
"Shibadoo."

960
00:44:14,296 --> 00:44:17,576
And if enough people agreed
that this was called Shibadoo,

961
00:44:17,777 --> 00:44:19,832
it would become the colour Shibadoo.

962
00:44:19,856 --> 00:44:20,672
Exactly.

963
00:44:20,696 --> 00:44:22,111
So then it would be Shibadoo,

964
00:44:22,135 --> 00:44:24,603
because we would all collectively agree
that it's Shibadoo.

965
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,792
Yeah. Which makes
collective agreement subjective.

966
00:44:27,816 --> 00:44:28,632
The truth.

967
00:44:28,656 --> 00:44:31,151
No, it's not subjective
because it's still the same colour,

968
00:44:31,175 --> 00:44:32,751
whether you call it brown or Shibadoo.

969
00:44:32,775 --> 00:44:34,751
Then you're just talking
about language, not science.

970
00:44:34,775 --> 00:44:35,712
That's just language.

971
00:44:35,736 --> 00:44:38,031
It's like in French, that is "Marron."

972
00:44:38,055 --> 00:44:38,873
Everyone calls it "Marron."

973
00:44:38,897 --> 00:44:40,591
It's still "Marron."

974
00:44:40,615 --> 00:44:41,952
Well, colorblind people

975
00:44:41,976 --> 00:44:42,793
experience colour differently.

976
00:44:42,817 --> 00:44:43,912
Oh for fuck's sake. No they don't.

977
00:44:43,936 --> 00:44:45,071
So that would be different to them.

978
00:44:45,095 --> 00:44:46,512
Yes, they experience it differently,

979
00:44:46,536 --> 00:44:48,204
but it doesn't change
what colour actually is.

980
00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:50,151
It's a light wave. That is a light wave.

981
00:44:50,175 --> 00:44:51,872
The colour of brown is a light wave.

982
00:44:51,896 --> 00:44:54,151
Well, how do you know
that it is a light wave?

983
00:44:54,175 --> 00:44:56,591
Because I was in science class.

984
00:44:56,615 --> 00:44:57,433
So was I.

985
00:44:57,457 --> 00:44:58,751
It's still picking up the echo.

986
00:44:58,775 --> 00:45:01,151
So you can hold it away
from me all you want,

987
00:45:01,175 --> 00:45:03,135
but I will be loud enough.

988
00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:06,095
Loud enough! Okay.

989
00:45:07,842 --> 00:45:08,842
What is loud?

990
00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:13,454
It's decibels. It's decibels, Jessie.

991
00:45:13,975 --> 00:45:15,751
What is a decibel?
Can you show me a decibel?

992
00:45:15,775 --> 00:45:16,592
Oh my God!

993
00:45:16,616 --> 00:45:18,751
You can get your phone.
You can Google a decibel.

994
00:45:18,775 --> 00:45:20,392
This is the problem with the world -

995
00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:21,751
it's that people have no idea
what they're talking about

996
00:45:21,775 --> 00:45:23,191
think that they're an authority
where there are scientists

997
00:45:23,215 --> 00:45:25,312
who have actually spent
years studying decibels

998
00:45:25,336 --> 00:45:26,969
and actually know what sound waves are.

999
00:45:29,082 --> 00:45:30,082
Oh my God.

1000
00:45:31,683 --> 00:45:33,992
And those sorts of people
should not have the microphone,

1001
00:45:34,016 --> 00:45:35,896
metaphorically, but also literally.

1002
00:45:36,324 --> 00:45:37,775
They should not have platforms.

1003
00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:41,778
They should delegate
and give the opportunity

1004
00:45:41,966 --> 00:45:44,151
to people who know
what they're talking about.

1005
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,175
Talk about.

1006
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:46,392
Do you know what you're talking about?

1007
00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,655
No, I don't!

1008
00:45:48,952 --> 00:45:49,952
Oh, different mode.

1009
00:45:50,017 --> 00:45:52,312
No, I don't know what I'm talking about,

1010
00:45:52,337 --> 00:45:55,456
which is why I shut up
when it's not about me.

1011
00:45:57,029 --> 00:45:59,111
But you're being really
loud with that microphone.

1012
00:45:59,135 --> 00:46:01,591
Because you weren't letting
me speak into it to echo.

1013
00:46:01,615 --> 00:46:03,711
You were just echoing your own
echo chamber bullshit.

1014
00:46:03,735 --> 00:46:05,472
Okay, but you were the one talking

1015
00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:07,255
over me this whole time.

1016
00:46:07,576 --> 00:46:08,751
Because you were saying-

1017
00:46:08,775 --> 00:46:11,671
And you've been making it all about you
this entire day.

1018
00:46:11,695 --> 00:46:12,513
That's shitty.

1019
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:14,536
That's a shitty thing to say.

1020
00:46:14,763 --> 00:46:15,952
I was sexually harassed at work,

1021
00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:17,432
and you're saying that
I'm making it about me.

1022
00:46:17,456 --> 00:46:18,575
That's shitty.

1023
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,312
It's shitty.

1024
00:46:25,336 --> 00:46:28,936
You said it wasn't even about your boss.

1025
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:32,976
That's shitty.

1026
00:46:34,283 --> 00:46:36,002
That's really shitty.

1027
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:42,026
Please, can we just -
can we just pretend this didn't happen?

1028
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,711
I will brag to you about
science at a later date.

1029
00:46:45,735 --> 00:46:48,494
But can we just pretend this didn't happen?

1030
00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:50,992
No, we can't. Why are you -

1031
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,175
Because it did.

1032
00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:55,655
Why are you trying to make
me feel shit about science?

1033
00:46:56,042 --> 00:46:57,952
I wasn't trying to make
you feel shit about science.

1034
00:46:57,976 --> 00:46:59,312
I was just sharing my perspective.

1035
00:46:59,336 --> 00:47:01,272
And you started shouting.

1036
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:02,296
No.

1037
00:47:03,295 --> 00:47:06,392
No, 'cause I-I don't like that.

1038
00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:10,312
I don't like that you've been
talking at me this entire day

1039
00:47:10,336 --> 00:47:13,992
when I've been just trying to
show you around Melbourne.

1040
00:47:14,016 --> 00:47:15,031
What?

1041
00:47:15,055 --> 00:47:17,547
What does this have to do with decibels?

1042
00:47:18,496 --> 00:47:20,855
You're being so unreasonable.

1043
00:47:24,152 --> 00:47:26,536
You said something that
was objectively wrong.

1044
00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:29,014
I was correcting you.

1045
00:47:31,696 --> 00:47:34,416
You don't know what's real and what isn't.

1046
00:47:34,777 --> 00:47:36,936
Not to somebody else.

1047
00:47:37,511 --> 00:47:38,671
But that's not what this is about.

1048
00:47:38,695 --> 00:47:40,952
You don't know me, Em.

1049
00:47:40,976 --> 00:47:43,312
It's been years since
we've last seen each other.

1050
00:47:43,336 --> 00:47:46,832
The least you could do is actually just-

1051
00:47:46,856 --> 00:47:48,272
Then tell me!

1052
00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:51,320
Like tell me what the fuck is going on.

1053
00:47:52,323 --> 00:47:54,456
Don't expect me to read your mind.

1054
00:47:56,310 --> 00:47:57,792
If your whole thing is that
people aren't objective-

1055
00:47:57,816 --> 00:47:59,392
I am not - Then, then tell me.

1056
00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:02,655
I am not going to open up to you

1057
00:48:03,216 --> 00:48:04,631
if you shout at me-

1058
00:48:04,655 --> 00:48:05,473
Oh my God.

1059
00:48:05,497 --> 00:48:07,191
For having a different
opinion about science.

1060
00:48:07,215 --> 00:48:09,671
Because science
isn't something you have opinions about.

1061
00:48:09,695 --> 00:48:11,493
That's the whole point.

1062
00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:13,912
That's literally the whole thing.

1063
00:48:13,936 --> 00:48:15,992
So you can have opinions about other things
and I will honour

1064
00:48:16,016 --> 00:48:17,711
and respect those unless
they're shitty political opinions.

1065
00:48:17,735 --> 00:48:19,952
But you can have opinions
and I wanna hear about your life.

1066
00:48:19,976 --> 00:48:22,432
There's the but. Unless.

1067
00:48:22,456 --> 00:48:23,456
Oh my God.

1068
00:48:27,109 --> 00:48:28,429
Are you serious?

1069
00:48:53,215 --> 00:48:56,912
What sort of food do you feel like?

1070
00:48:56,936 --> 00:49:00,093
Honestly, whatever. Just surprise me.

1071
00:49:00,976 --> 00:49:04,695
Uh. Alright. Pardon?

1072
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:07,362
No, I said all right.

1073
00:49:19,869 --> 00:49:21,631
It's my shout.

1074
00:49:21,655 --> 00:49:23,551
No, you don't have to.

1075
00:49:23,575 --> 00:49:25,031
It's okay.

1076
00:49:25,055 --> 00:49:27,976
No, you're letting me stay with you.
It's fine.

1077
00:49:33,922 --> 00:49:36,081
Do you wanna talk about it or-

1078
00:49:39,481 --> 00:49:41,722
Not really. No.

1079
00:49:46,523 --> 00:49:47,963
Are you okay?

1080
00:50:01,216 --> 00:50:05,575
If you want me to go stay
somewhere else, I will.

1081
00:50:05,855 --> 00:50:07,736
I'm serious. It's fine.

1082
00:50:24,295 --> 00:50:26,191
So glad today's done.

1083
00:50:26,215 --> 00:50:27,032
Thank you.

1084
00:50:27,056 --> 00:50:28,512
Oh no, sorry I didn't,

1085
00:50:28,536 --> 00:50:29,952
no, I meant like I'm just-

1086
00:50:29,976 --> 00:50:31,912
It's okay. No worries.
Very exhausted now.

1087
00:50:31,936 --> 00:50:33,231
It's not about you.

1088
00:50:33,255 --> 00:50:35,896
It's okay. Yeah.

1089
00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:39,095
You cold? Yep.

1090
00:50:44,738 --> 00:50:47,055
Hey, if you wanna talk about, like, Jason

1091
00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:52,001
or what is up or just
like how you're feeling,

1092
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:53,843
I will listen.

1093
00:50:54,548 --> 00:50:55,909
We can do like sleepover vibes

1094
00:50:55,976 --> 00:51:00,151
and like I'm here for you
if that's what you need.

1095
00:51:00,175 --> 00:51:01,910
Oh wait, shit.

1096
00:51:03,095 --> 00:51:04,312
Did I leave...

1097
00:51:04,336 --> 00:51:06,231
Do you have my keys?

1098
00:51:06,255 --> 00:51:07,255
No.

1099
00:51:09,615 --> 00:51:11,111
Uh, okay.

1100
00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,551
They may have them at the restaurant.

1101
00:51:12,575 --> 00:51:14,947
Do you want me to call them?

1102
00:51:14,972 --> 00:51:18,215
Um, yeah, let's call the...

1103
00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:19,952
Shit is that the time?

1104
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,272
No, the restaurant's
gonna be closed by now.

1105
00:51:22,296 --> 00:51:27,190
It's okay. I'll just do... "24/7 locksmith."

1106
00:51:27,215 --> 00:51:28,031
Okay.

1107
00:51:28,055 --> 00:51:28,873
Yeah lock...

1108
00:51:28,897 --> 00:51:30,312
No, oh no fuck. Sorry.

1109
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,151
Because you need the tappy thing

1110
00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:33,432
for the front door.

1111
00:51:33,456 --> 00:51:35,191
Is there someone who
like runs the apartment-

1112
00:51:35,215 --> 00:51:36,551
Yes there is. That you can call.

1113
00:51:36,575 --> 00:51:38,631
And I don't have their number.

1114
00:51:38,655 --> 00:51:39,751
Oh my - Jessie.

1115
00:51:39,775 --> 00:51:41,231
Okay we'll just stay with someone tonight -

1116
00:51:41,255 --> 00:51:42,992
No, Jason's got the spare key as well.

1117
00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,312
He's all the way in Brisbane.

1118
00:51:44,336 --> 00:51:45,392
Okay. Do you know your neighbours?

1119
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,313
Do you have any friends
that will let you crash?

1120
00:51:46,337 --> 00:51:47,952
No, I don't. Oh my God.

1121
00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:48,793
No, friends -

1122
00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:50,655
no that's not gonna work.

1123
00:51:53,484 --> 00:51:55,031
I'm just gonna get a hotel.

1124
00:51:55,055 --> 00:51:55,872
No, don't.

1125
00:51:55,896 --> 00:51:56,873
That's such a waste of money.

1126
00:51:56,897 --> 00:51:58,591
Jessie, it's fine. Don't even.

1127
00:51:58,615 --> 00:51:59,433
It's fine. It's not fine.

1128
00:51:59,457 --> 00:52:01,512
I'm not staying out until the morning.

1129
00:52:01,536 --> 00:52:05,604
Let's go round the clock to the club. Woo!

1130
00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:07,830
Yeah, alright.

1131
00:52:10,775 --> 00:52:13,016
No Jessie, that was a joke.

1132
00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:14,512
No, I mean, why not?

1133
00:52:14,536 --> 00:52:17,536
It's Saturday. It's the weekend.

1134
00:52:18,695 --> 00:52:20,456
Who are you texting?

1135
00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:23,976
Who is "Rhys Caps?"

1136
00:52:26,296 --> 00:52:28,231
No. Wait. What?

1137
00:52:28,255 --> 00:52:30,191
No, no, no, no.

1138
00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:32,591
Well I've already sent it.

1139
00:52:32,615 --> 00:52:34,191
Un-send it.

1140
00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:37,217
No, he's replying. Look.

1141
00:52:37,695 --> 00:52:38,513
What?

1142
00:52:38,537 --> 00:52:41,095
They're right on their way.

1143
00:52:43,136 --> 00:52:44,671
What, you've not done caps before?

1144
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:47,493
No, of course I have.
I just don't feel like it tonight.

1145
00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:51,191
I don't think that's like the vibe.

1146
00:52:51,215 --> 00:52:53,191
Well it's exactly the vibe,

1147
00:52:53,215 --> 00:52:55,031
'cause like I could use an energy boost.

1148
00:52:55,055 --> 00:52:55,952
I don't know about you.

1149
00:52:55,976 --> 00:52:56,793
You've probably been awake for ages.

1150
00:52:56,817 --> 00:53:00,655
We can just go to 7/11 and
get like, a V or something.

1151
00:53:00,989 --> 00:53:02,551
I didn't wanna scare you earlier,

1152
00:53:02,575 --> 00:53:04,512
but Rhys can be really intense.

1153
00:53:04,536 --> 00:53:07,031
So just stay here when he rocks up.

1154
00:53:07,055 --> 00:53:09,392
Like I don't want
anything happening to you.

1155
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,352
Okay. Is he like a big guy?

1156
00:53:11,376 --> 00:53:13,272
Oh, wait there, there.

1157
00:53:13,296 --> 00:53:14,856
Wait. No stay. Stay.

1158
00:53:28,135 --> 00:53:29,135
Ayy!

1159
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,296
Are you okay?

1160
00:53:55,255 --> 00:53:56,255
What?

1161
00:53:57,976 --> 00:54:00,591
No, no, no. Don't. Hide them!

1162
00:54:00,615 --> 00:54:02,175
It's chill. Okay.

1163
00:54:05,483 --> 00:54:07,912
That's good stuff, right?

1164
00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:10,952
Does it mean like...

1165
00:54:10,976 --> 00:54:11,793
Yeah.

1166
00:54:11,817 --> 00:54:14,151
It means you get like a clean high.

1167
00:54:14,175 --> 00:54:16,872
You made me step in a puddle.

1168
00:54:16,896 --> 00:54:17,896
I'm not...

1169
00:54:19,135 --> 00:54:21,352
Okay. How do you know this guy?

1170
00:54:21,376 --> 00:54:23,151
Oh Rhys? Yeah.

1171
00:54:23,175 --> 00:54:24,152
Do you trust him?

1172
00:54:24,176 --> 00:54:25,992
Chill, I was just messing with you.

1173
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:30,175
He's actually like a industrial
design student at RMIT.

1174
00:54:30,496 --> 00:54:32,416
Oh. So he's like doing
this as a side hustle.

1175
00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,735
Yeah. Sweetest dude ever.

1176
00:54:35,270 --> 00:54:37,655
How much money do you
reckon you make from that?

1177
00:54:37,815 --> 00:54:39,255
Just like, curious.

1178
00:54:40,673 --> 00:54:43,191
All right, well this is where we drop.

1179
00:54:43,215 --> 00:54:44,376
Okay.

1180
00:54:44,844 --> 00:54:46,591
Well you know what I mean by drop?

1181
00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:48,352
Yes, I know what you mean. Okay, cool.

1182
00:54:48,376 --> 00:54:50,151
I'm not an idiot, Jessie.

1183
00:54:50,175 --> 00:54:54,161
Anyway, this is a great spot for me.

1184
00:54:54,214 --> 00:54:56,335
It's got a lot of memories.

1185
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,832
Oh, yep. Yep.

1186
00:54:57,856 --> 00:55:00,392
I've had many fun nights starting here.

1187
00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,792
Anyway, this is yours. Oh, thank you.

1188
00:55:02,816 --> 00:55:05,551
And that is for me. Cheers.

1189
00:55:05,575 --> 00:55:08,215
Do you want water or no?

1190
00:55:20,376 --> 00:55:22,952
You know, I almost got knifed there once.

1191
00:55:22,976 --> 00:55:24,312
What? Where?

1192
00:55:24,336 --> 00:55:26,392
Just there - like, yeah.

1193
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,175
Near the bins? Mmm.

1194
00:55:28,496 --> 00:55:30,296
You okay? Yeah.

1195
00:55:30,443 --> 00:55:31,563
I said almost.

1196
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:42,191
No, I just, I haven't dropped before.

1197
00:55:42,215 --> 00:55:44,392
So I just don't, yeah.

1198
00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:46,376
Oh. Um.

1199
00:55:47,486 --> 00:55:50,175
Well, first time for everything.

1200
00:55:50,456 --> 00:55:52,031
Yeah. Whee!

1201
00:55:52,055 --> 00:55:55,135
How long's it gonna take until I feel it?

1202
00:55:55,843 --> 00:55:59,322
Um, half an hour probably
because we had dinner.

1203
00:55:59,456 --> 00:56:00,591
Is this supposed to warm me up?

1204
00:56:00,615 --> 00:56:02,952
Yeah. Yeah. Trust me.

1205
00:56:02,976 --> 00:56:06,671
You're gonna be like,
sweating heaps when it kicks in.

1206
00:56:06,695 --> 00:56:07,695
Okay. Woo.

1207
00:56:10,856 --> 00:56:13,671
Oh, I feel nothing. Yeah me neither.

1208
00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:16,872
It's kind of taking a while this time.

1209
00:56:16,896 --> 00:56:17,896
What -

1210
00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:22,392
Oh wait...

1211
00:56:22,416 --> 00:56:24,711
We know you! Hello!

1212
00:56:24,735 --> 00:56:28,472
You're the colourful
clown dude from the bridge.

1213
00:56:28,496 --> 00:56:30,912
No but your hat is different.

1214
00:56:30,936 --> 00:56:32,312
It's my evening hat.

1215
00:56:32,336 --> 00:56:33,912
Cute flower that you got. Thank you.

1216
00:56:33,936 --> 00:56:35,432
Well, she's been cold the whole night

1217
00:56:35,456 --> 00:56:37,751
and she's kind of raring to go dancing.

1218
00:56:37,775 --> 00:56:38,912
Go clubbing. Go club.

1219
00:56:38,936 --> 00:56:41,031
Yeah you know, get, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1220
00:56:41,055 --> 00:56:42,631
You should come. Yeah.

1221
00:56:42,655 --> 00:56:43,896
Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

1222
00:56:44,056 --> 00:56:45,056
Heck yeah.

1223
00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,912
She's joking. Yeah right.

1224
00:56:49,936 --> 00:56:50,936
You okay?

1225
00:58:01,775 --> 00:58:04,272
Hello, just take...

1226
00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:07,016
I'm going where I belong...

1227
00:58:13,095 --> 00:58:15,191
You know I can still see you, right?

1228
00:58:15,215 --> 00:58:18,272
No, you can't. Okay, yeah I can't.

1229
00:58:18,296 --> 00:58:19,575
Oh, where is Em?

1230
00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:27,135
Okay shit, that's
actually kind of scary now.

1231
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:42,952
Are you all right-Whoo!

1232
00:58:42,976 --> 00:58:44,832
You feeling okay? Yeah.

1233
00:58:44,856 --> 00:58:45,896
I feel great.

1234
00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,231
What am I wearing?

1235
00:58:49,255 --> 00:58:53,111
Oh, well that was from
clown dude, remember?

1236
00:58:53,135 --> 00:58:54,472
Oh, my God. You were cold earlier

1237
00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:56,751
so he had a spare in his pack.

1238
00:58:56,775 --> 00:58:58,151
Where did he go?

1239
00:58:58,175 --> 00:59:01,312
I think we left him on the
dance floor or something.

1240
00:59:01,336 --> 00:59:02,872
He was having a great time.

1241
00:59:02,896 --> 00:59:03,711
Okay.

1242
00:59:03,735 --> 00:59:04,552
Well, as long as he's happy,

1243
00:59:04,576 --> 00:59:05,872
and that's where we're supposed to be.

1244
00:59:05,896 --> 00:59:06,712
Yeah.

1245
00:59:06,736 --> 00:59:08,231
That's where we're all supposed to be.

1246
00:59:08,255 --> 00:59:11,111
Whoop! Whoop, all right.

1247
00:59:11,135 --> 00:59:12,191
Are you feeling it? You feeling it?

1248
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,031
You feeling it?

1249
00:59:13,055 --> 00:59:13,913
You having your best time?

1250
00:59:13,937 --> 00:59:17,352
I'm having an okay time actually.

1251
00:59:17,376 --> 00:59:18,191
Mm-hmmm.

1252
00:59:18,215 --> 00:59:19,215
Yeah.

1253
00:59:20,149 --> 00:59:22,509
Are you okay? Yeah.

1254
00:59:25,748 --> 00:59:26,872
Did it work?

1255
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,416
Are you feeling it? Did what work?

1256
00:59:29,336 --> 00:59:30,896
Oh, um.

1257
00:59:32,135 --> 00:59:32,953
Yeah, no.

1258
00:59:32,977 --> 00:59:34,936
'Cause like, actually...

1259
00:59:36,496 --> 00:59:38,432
Oh, all right. You've got moves.

1260
00:59:38,456 --> 00:59:39,456
Yeah.

1261
00:59:42,936 --> 00:59:43,936
What's up?

1262
00:59:44,976 --> 00:59:46,992
Yeah. Why are you not feeling it?

1263
00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:49,071
Oh well, no, it's 'cause like MDMA

1264
00:59:49,095 --> 00:59:50,792
doesn't work with antidepressants.

1265
00:59:50,816 --> 00:59:52,591
Like, I totally forgot that.

1266
00:59:52,615 --> 00:59:53,615
Oh, Jessie.

1267
00:59:58,534 --> 01:00:00,255
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1268
01:00:08,615 --> 01:00:11,575
I just want you to be not depressed.

1269
01:00:13,336 --> 01:00:15,215
I want you to be happy.

1270
01:00:17,376 --> 01:00:19,151
Can I carry you?

1271
01:00:19,175 --> 01:00:19,993
Can I carry you?

1272
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,832
I'm gonna carry you.
I'm gonna carry the sadness away.

1273
01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:26,016
Yeah, you can try.

1274
01:00:26,575 --> 01:00:29,432
How do you reckon I start this?

1275
01:00:29,456 --> 01:00:30,273
You-

1276
01:00:30,297 --> 01:00:33,952
Hello. To start riding, please
download the Neuron app.

1277
01:00:33,976 --> 01:00:35,792
You actually have to scan the app thing.

1278
01:00:35,816 --> 01:00:38,111
I don't wanna scan an app.
I just wanna start.

1279
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,071
"Hold to accelerate..."

1280
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,272
Please be careful.

1281
01:00:41,296 --> 01:00:43,191
Any criminal act will be reported.

1282
01:00:43,215 --> 01:00:44,032
Ooh!

1283
01:00:44,056 --> 01:00:46,312
Do you dare me to do a criminal act?

1284
01:00:46,336 --> 01:00:48,432
Oh, well it's the first time for everything,

1285
01:00:48,456 --> 01:00:50,016
for you I guess tonight.

1286
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:58,416
Get on, get up, get on, get up.

1287
01:01:00,016 --> 01:01:03,031
Do you reckon I can just... oh!

1288
01:01:03,055 --> 01:01:04,872
I don't have to scan it.

1289
01:01:04,896 --> 01:01:08,272
How are you doing that?

1290
01:01:08,296 --> 01:01:09,072
Oh my God.

1291
01:01:09,096 --> 01:01:11,872
It says it's calling the authorities.

1292
01:01:11,896 --> 01:01:12,832
Wait, for real? Yeah.

1293
01:01:12,856 --> 01:01:13,793
Literally just said,

1294
01:01:13,817 --> 01:01:15,377
"I'm calling the authorities for help."

1295
01:01:15,657 --> 01:01:16,936
Wait, what?

1296
01:01:17,283 --> 01:01:17,712
Oh no.

1297
01:01:17,736 --> 01:01:19,751
How do I-Jessie.

1298
01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:23,055
How do I get this to stay?
Jessie, we're on drugs.

1299
01:01:23,606 --> 01:01:24,487
Wait, what?

1300
01:01:24,511 --> 01:01:25,392
Nope, just put it up, put it up, put it up.

1301
01:01:25,416 --> 01:01:26,231
Put it up?

1302
01:01:26,255 --> 01:01:27,231
But like...

1303
01:01:27,255 --> 01:01:28,072
I don't know.

1304
01:01:28,096 --> 01:01:30,352
I feel like robots will take
over the world one day,

1305
01:01:30,376 --> 01:01:32,832
which is why I'm always really nice
when I talk to my phone -

1306
01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,432
I've already stopped.
Or like Alexa, or Siri,

1307
01:01:35,456 --> 01:01:37,456
because - I've stopped, okay?

1308
01:01:39,522 --> 01:01:40,775
I said I've stopped.

1309
01:01:42,695 --> 01:01:43,695
Hurdles.

1310
01:02:11,089 --> 01:02:13,089
<i>I am a French speaking man.</i>

1311
01:02:13,435 --> 01:02:15,609
<i>Perhaps, at certain times
in our short lives</i>

1312
01:02:15,856 --> 01:02:18,779
there are these moments,
precious and fleeting

1313
01:02:18,904 --> 01:02:20,931
<i>that seem best suited to being narrated</i>

1314
01:02:21,032 --> 01:02:23,032
by a fancy French man.

1315
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,786
I am here to say tht in this moment.

1316
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:32,648
<i>Em and Jessie
are dancing with the maelstorm of life</i>

1317
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,200
<i>using the chaos of the universe</i>

1318
01:02:35,463 --> 01:02:37,463
as the wind in their sails.

1319
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,726
<i>Magic seems to be everywhere
once you decide to look for it.</i>

1320
01:03:03,373 --> 01:03:05,426
<i>Perhaps that is what they were thinking.</i>

1321
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,840
<i>But I do not know.</i>

1322
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,427
<i>Perha's they had forgotten,
for a brief, sparking moment.</i>

1323
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,886
The existence of the crushing forces
of late-stage neoliberal capitalism.

1324
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,829
<i>They had forgotten
that rent was soon due,</i>

1325
01:03:24,102 --> 01:03:26,369
<i>that wars were raging all over the world</i>

1326
01:03:26,666 --> 01:03:29,816
<i>and that social media
had ravaged our minds.</i>

1327
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,040
<i>Perhaps, they had forgotten so much</i>

1328
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,160
<i>and it was good.</i>

1329
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:57,872
Okay, Em,
you're getting a bit too chill now.

1330
01:03:57,896 --> 01:04:00,031
I'm chill. You wanted me to be chill.

1331
01:04:00,055 --> 01:04:01,392
I know, but like,

1332
01:04:01,416 --> 01:04:03,671
but you can't just fall asleep randomly

1333
01:04:03,695 --> 01:04:06,272
in the middle of the city.

1334
01:04:06,296 --> 01:04:08,111
Okay. Call your friends. Excuse me.

1335
01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:09,312
Jessie doesn't have keys.

1336
01:04:09,336 --> 01:04:11,551
I wanna sleep at a friend's house.

1337
01:04:11,575 --> 01:04:13,872
I am not going do that because-

1338
01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:15,751
I wanna party with your friends.

1339
01:04:15,775 --> 01:04:16,672
Can we call your friends

1340
01:04:16,696 --> 01:04:19,551
and can we dance with your friends?

1341
01:04:19,575 --> 01:04:21,551
Well, I have to call you

1342
01:04:21,575 --> 01:04:23,952
because you are my only friend.

1343
01:04:23,976 --> 01:04:25,456
That's not true.

1344
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,816
Where are your other friends?

1345
01:04:32,215 --> 01:04:34,591
That's true. Mmm.

1346
01:04:34,615 --> 01:04:35,816
Where are they?

1347
01:04:38,016 --> 01:04:38,993
I don't know.

1348
01:04:39,017 --> 01:04:42,191
I ask myself that all the time actually.

1349
01:04:42,215 --> 01:04:44,872
It's kind of embarrassing.

1350
01:04:44,896 --> 01:04:45,712
What do you mean?

1351
01:04:45,736 --> 01:04:47,255
You're so friendly.

1352
01:04:49,575 --> 01:04:53,191
Well, I didn't keep in
touch with any high school

1353
01:04:53,215 --> 01:04:55,016
or uni people.

1354
01:04:55,176 --> 01:04:56,792
Why not?

1355
01:04:56,816 --> 01:05:00,695
I'm not good at keeping
in touch with people.

1356
01:05:01,896 --> 01:05:03,352
I mean, dropped out of uni.

1357
01:05:03,376 --> 01:05:04,192
Sure.

1358
01:05:04,216 --> 01:05:07,628
Went to Europe for a couple
of years and that was fun.

1359
01:05:07,681 --> 01:05:10,360
But they're all back in Europe.

1360
01:05:10,467 --> 01:05:16,788
And when you move to a new city
as a grown person-

1361
01:05:16,976 --> 01:05:17,976
Hey.

1362
01:05:19,588 --> 01:05:23,188
I think that you're very brave.

1363
01:05:25,856 --> 01:05:26,672
Yeah, right.

1364
01:05:26,696 --> 01:05:29,151
No, I'm serious.

1365
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,655
Accept my compliment, shh.

1366
01:05:32,655 --> 01:05:35,896
I think that you are very brave.

1367
01:05:37,388 --> 01:05:39,551
I'm not brave though.

1368
01:05:39,575 --> 01:05:43,671
I am crazy cat lady without the cats.

1369
01:05:43,695 --> 01:05:46,792
Because crazy cat lady without the cats

1370
01:05:46,816 --> 01:05:49,512
is just crazy lady. Yep.

1371
01:05:49,536 --> 01:05:53,512
And crazy and brave are the same thing.

1372
01:05:53,536 --> 01:05:55,551
And it's a very good thing.

1373
01:05:55,575 --> 01:05:57,191
It's like a, like a little,

1374
01:05:57,215 --> 01:06:00,644
like a little coin with both sides.

1375
01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:03,512
And it's like a little tightrope

1376
01:06:03,536 --> 01:06:05,695
that the circus clown walks on.

1377
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:10,512
And it'll be like crazy brave,
crazy brave, crazy brave.

1378
01:06:10,536 --> 01:06:14,536
And you'll just do that your whole life.

1379
01:06:14,696 --> 01:06:16,016
But it'll be really good

1380
01:06:16,444 --> 01:06:23,792
because it is better to be a little bit crazy

1381
01:06:23,816 --> 01:06:26,751
and also brave

1382
01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:32,272
rather than to be nothing.

1383
01:06:32,296 --> 01:06:36,896
And I think that I am nothing.

1384
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:48,376
THIS IS THE TALE
OF JESSIE'S SOCIAL DEMISE!!!!

1385
01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:52,191
We start on the beautiful Stradbroke Island

1386
01:06:52,215 --> 01:06:54,392
because my boyfriend Jason,

1387
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,872
has his cousin's wedding to go for.

1388
01:06:56,896 --> 01:06:59,191
So naturally, as you do at weddings,

1389
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:01,392
we all get super, super drunk.

1390
01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:04,591
Like, ugh, staggering,
can't walk properly drunk,

1391
01:07:04,615 --> 01:07:07,312
and naturally we decide to skinny dip.

1392
01:07:07,336 --> 01:07:08,952
There's me, there's Jason,

1393
01:07:08,976 --> 01:07:11,472
and there's Jono, Jason's younger brother.

1394
01:07:11,496 --> 01:07:13,272
And a bunch of other people as well.

1395
01:07:13,296 --> 01:07:16,631
But anyway, in I go, skinny dip. Woo!

1396
01:07:16,655 --> 01:07:20,711
And coming up I'm like
super wet, super cold.

1397
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:23,631
And that's when I realised
everybody else chickened out

1398
01:07:23,655 --> 01:07:25,872
except for me and Jono.

1399
01:07:25,896 --> 01:07:28,432
And so there we are,
huddled together for warmth.

1400
01:07:28,456 --> 01:07:33,095
And I look up and I go,
"Jono, when did you get so big?"

1401
01:07:34,296 --> 01:07:37,111
And he goes, "well, I'm like 19 now, bro",

1402
01:07:37,135 --> 01:07:38,952
And I drink Crownies with the boys.

1403
01:07:38,976 --> 01:07:41,151
And like, Ronaldo is my GOAT

1404
01:07:41,175 --> 01:07:42,872
because he's dating this super hot chick.

1405
01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:44,272
And also I'm training to be a chef

1406
01:07:44,296 --> 01:07:46,031
because I'm like, really good with meat.

1407
01:07:46,055 --> 01:07:47,352
I've great with steak and smoking stuff.

1408
01:07:47,376 --> 01:07:51,536
"And by the way, do you
want some of my meat?"

1409
01:07:52,255 --> 01:07:53,952
So yeah, we have sex.

1410
01:07:53,976 --> 01:07:55,992
Oh, I don't really remember

1411
01:07:56,016 --> 01:07:59,832
like, a lot of it, because again, drunk.

1412
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:04,191
But what I do remember is the chafing.

1413
01:08:04,215 --> 01:08:05,912
There was a lot of it.

1414
01:08:05,936 --> 01:08:08,655
Because like sea, sand everywhere.

1415
01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:12,591
Ah, but the worst thing
was Jason's reaction

1416
01:08:12,615 --> 01:08:16,152
when he found out, 'cause
he like told everybody.

1417
01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:19,456
And that is why I have no friends.

1418
01:09:27,868 --> 01:09:30,072
Do you reckon if you like chew the inside

1419
01:09:30,096 --> 01:09:34,152
of your mouth hard enough,
you could just like, and then,

1420
01:09:34,176 --> 01:09:37,032
and then chew

1421
01:09:37,056 --> 01:09:40,711
and get rid of all your cheek, like that?

1422
01:09:40,735 --> 01:09:42,112
Hey, Em? Yeah.

1423
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,911
We should probably get
you some gum actually.

1424
01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:47,352
No, no, no. I can feel my cheek.

1425
01:09:47,376 --> 01:09:51,606
Yeah. I would actually advise against that.

1426
01:09:55,282 --> 01:09:59,112
This is my face when I see her boobies.

1427
01:09:59,136 --> 01:10:01,791
That's um... Wow.

1428
01:10:01,815 --> 01:10:04,272
That's quite, quite the face.

1429
01:10:04,296 --> 01:10:06,591
Look at them. They're great.

1430
01:10:06,615 --> 01:10:08,232
Imagine - They are.

1431
01:10:08,256 --> 01:10:11,232
Having boobs that are like stone hard.

1432
01:10:11,256 --> 01:10:13,112
Like they're literally-But they're also like,

1433
01:10:13,136 --> 01:10:15,855
they're like perfect circles. Yeah.

1434
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:17,711
Like who has those, you know?

1435
01:10:17,735 --> 01:10:20,032
I don't know, that's like
two little watermelons,

1436
01:10:20,056 --> 01:10:20,872
but big watermelons.

1437
01:10:20,896 --> 01:10:21,911
Yeah.

1438
01:10:21,935 --> 01:10:24,232
They're like almost too perfect.

1439
01:10:24,256 --> 01:10:26,312
But also they put like a nipple,

1440
01:10:26,336 --> 01:10:27,711
but only on one nipple.

1441
01:10:27,735 --> 01:10:29,352
It's like a little salami nipple.

1442
01:10:29,376 --> 01:10:32,312
Yeah, but I feel like
that's realistic, you know.

1443
01:10:32,336 --> 01:10:34,032
Like, just the one.

1444
01:10:34,056 --> 01:10:35,951
Oh, I was gonna say it's realistic

1445
01:10:35,975 --> 01:10:36,912
that she's like defying

1446
01:10:36,936 --> 01:10:38,671
gender body standards.

1447
01:10:38,695 --> 01:10:40,472
Like I'm really sick of little hard nipples.

1448
01:10:40,496 --> 01:10:42,472
I just think we should be celebrating,

1449
01:10:42,496 --> 01:10:44,671
like big fat flat nipples. Yeah.

1450
01:10:44,695 --> 01:10:46,352
'Cause that's, that's real.

1451
01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:47,273
Yeah.

1452
01:10:47,297 --> 01:10:51,831
Or just even celebrating
the small boobies as well.

1453
01:10:51,855 --> 01:10:52,672
Yeah.

1454
01:10:52,696 --> 01:10:54,432
We need some small boobie love.

1455
01:10:54,456 --> 01:10:57,112
Okay, maybe we have to
slice her boobies off then.

1456
01:10:57,136 --> 01:10:59,352
Oh damn. Yeah.

1457
01:10:59,376 --> 01:11:00,193
Ouch.

1458
01:11:00,217 --> 01:11:03,232
I don't know. I feel like
we're in a weird catch 22.

1459
01:11:03,256 --> 01:11:05,256
Everything we do is, she,

1460
01:11:05,456 --> 01:11:07,032
she's gonna be bad for having big boobies,

1461
01:11:07,056 --> 01:11:08,831
she's gonna be bad
for having little boobies.

1462
01:11:08,855 --> 01:11:10,392
She just can't have boobies.

1463
01:11:10,416 --> 01:11:12,512
She can't have boobies and win, you know.

1464
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,751
But you know what?

1465
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:18,472
She doesn't have the
spiky thing on her head

1466
01:11:18,496 --> 01:11:20,911
to stop birds from pooping. Oh!

1467
01:11:20,935 --> 01:11:25,472
The pigeon spiky poop, pigeon poo spike.

1468
01:11:25,496 --> 01:11:27,032
Yeah. Yeah.

1469
01:11:27,056 --> 01:11:28,033
Yeah. No she doesn't.

1470
01:11:28,057 --> 01:11:29,991
Which is good, because that means

1471
01:11:30,015 --> 01:11:31,831
that the birds respect her

1472
01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:33,072
and they don't need an extra spike,

1473
01:11:33,096 --> 01:11:35,791
because she's like, holding the spike

1474
01:11:35,815 --> 01:11:37,671
and she's like, I fucking got you.

1475
01:11:37,695 --> 01:11:38,513
You know what?

1476
01:11:38,537 --> 01:11:39,751
I think they do respect her.

1477
01:11:39,775 --> 01:11:41,831
She looks pretty spotless to me.

1478
01:11:41,855 --> 01:11:43,791
Yeah, she seems like the sort of person

1479
01:11:43,815 --> 01:11:47,575
where like no one would
try and slap her bum.

1480
01:11:47,735 --> 01:11:49,152
No one would try.

1481
01:11:49,176 --> 01:11:50,991
She would just look at them

1482
01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:53,272
with that like, ice cold Medusa stare

1483
01:11:53,296 --> 01:11:55,551
and be like, "You're gonna be rock like me

1484
01:11:55,575 --> 01:11:57,176
if you slap my bum."

1485
01:11:57,604 --> 01:12:02,112
And she would definitely not tell HR
because she is HR.

1486
01:12:02,136 --> 01:12:04,711
Well yeah, she's above HR.

1487
01:12:04,735 --> 01:12:09,695
Yeah. She's like, I'm holding
a sticky dicky and a ball.

1488
01:12:10,510 --> 01:12:11,510
Yeah.

1489
01:12:12,935 --> 01:12:16,032
Ah! Spiky, spiky, spiky, so spiky!

1490
01:12:16,056 --> 01:12:18,272
Maybe you should put that down.

1491
01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:19,655
Oh God, it's stuck.

1492
01:12:22,256 --> 01:12:24,015
This is my kingdom!

1493
01:12:41,536 --> 01:12:43,432
Jessie, come here.

1494
01:12:43,456 --> 01:12:45,751
What? Make a wish.

1495
01:12:45,775 --> 01:12:47,416
All right.

1496
01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:08,791
It's very peaceful.

1497
01:13:08,815 --> 01:13:09,815
Yeah.

1498
01:13:11,935 --> 01:13:16,831
Hey, how many steps do
you reckon we got in today?

1499
01:13:16,855 --> 01:13:17,855
Um,

1500
01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:24,135
♪ 525,600 steps ♪

1501
01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:30,216
♪ How do you measure,
measure a day in a bit ♪

1502
01:13:31,496 --> 01:13:35,551
♪ In daylight, in sunset... ♪

1503
01:13:35,575 --> 01:13:37,831
Did I ever tell you that I
had a secret musical theatre

1504
01:13:37,855 --> 01:13:41,152
obsession in Year 9 that
I didn't tell anyone about?

1505
01:13:41,176 --> 01:13:45,432
Yep. It was definitely not secret.

1506
01:13:45,456 --> 01:13:46,433
Really?

1507
01:13:46,457 --> 01:13:48,312
Yeah. Oh shit.

1508
01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:50,232
Yeah.

1509
01:13:50,256 --> 01:13:54,272
I mean the amount of
times at our sleepovers,

1510
01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:56,711
I heard you, like,
pretending to be the Phantom

1511
01:13:56,735 --> 01:14:00,232
in "Phantom of the Opera"
when you thought I was asleep.

1512
01:14:00,256 --> 01:14:02,948
Yeah. It's a really good role.

1513
01:14:04,536 --> 01:14:05,273
It's okay though.

1514
01:14:05,297 --> 01:14:06,951
I've gotten all the songs out.

1515
01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:09,352
And you know what, Jessie? What?

1516
01:14:09,376 --> 01:14:13,815
Right now my brain is empty.

1517
01:14:19,056 --> 01:14:21,432
I think you're vibing.

1518
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,711
I think I'm vibing. Yeah.

1519
01:14:23,735 --> 01:14:25,695
Oh, ah.

1520
01:14:26,775 --> 01:14:29,791
How's it feel to vibe?

1521
01:14:29,815 --> 01:14:33,136
It feels really lovely.

1522
01:14:34,775 --> 01:14:38,176
Can't believe you just do this every day.

1523
01:14:39,655 --> 01:14:41,176
Actually I don't.

1524
01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:47,831
Like the first time I was here
was earlier today with you.

1525
01:14:47,855 --> 01:14:50,072
I've actually not been here before.

1526
01:14:50,096 --> 01:14:51,512
What?

1527
01:14:51,536 --> 01:14:55,192
Yeah, like I saw this place on TikTok

1528
01:14:55,216 --> 01:14:59,432
and yeah, we just kind of ended up here

1529
01:14:59,456 --> 01:15:01,775
by luck or something.

1530
01:15:03,855 --> 01:15:07,735
So this is like, actually
an influencer place?

1531
01:15:09,002 --> 01:15:10,002
Probably.

1532
01:15:11,015 --> 01:15:12,871
Does that mean I have
to like get in a bikini

1533
01:15:12,895 --> 01:15:16,591
and stand in that waterfall and just like-

1534
01:15:16,615 --> 01:15:17,615
Probably.

1535
01:15:23,615 --> 01:15:25,655
Why'd you lie about it?

1536
01:15:31,975 --> 01:15:33,432
I don't know.

1537
01:15:33,456 --> 01:15:37,895
I kind of do that a lot actually.

1538
01:15:38,775 --> 01:15:46,232
Like, I would have just not told Jason
about cheating on him

1539
01:15:46,256 --> 01:15:49,152
'till like, Jono got weird and stuff.

1540
01:15:49,176 --> 01:15:53,015
And then Jason got suss
and then it became a thing.

1541
01:15:54,496 --> 01:15:58,192
But the best one though, the best one was

1542
01:15:58,216 --> 01:16:01,032
when I dropped outta uni,

1543
01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:04,815
I told my parents I was
on exchange in Europe.

1544
01:16:06,615 --> 01:16:09,136
Why are you so proud of that?

1545
01:16:15,056 --> 01:16:17,072
Sorry, what was that?

1546
01:16:17,096 --> 01:16:20,296
I said, why are you so proud of that?

1547
01:16:26,536 --> 01:16:31,512
Maybe because I'm a shit person.

1548
01:16:31,536 --> 01:16:34,072
Like, I don't know.

1549
01:16:34,096 --> 01:16:39,312
I don't feel much nowadays.

1550
01:16:39,336 --> 01:16:42,472
I didn't even feel bad
about cheating on Jason.

1551
01:16:42,496 --> 01:16:43,615
I just like...

1552
01:16:45,695 --> 01:16:48,791
I mean, I felt bad that I didn't feel bad

1553
01:16:48,815 --> 01:16:52,152
because I was like,
does that make me a psychopath?

1554
01:16:52,176 --> 01:16:56,272
But like, I don't know, man.

1555
01:16:56,296 --> 01:17:00,935
Like things are weird.

1556
01:17:03,989 --> 01:17:06,588
I'm just like, what's the point?

1557
01:17:06,612 --> 01:17:09,612
It doesn't matter what I do

1558
01:17:09,695 --> 01:17:13,032
because I live, I do shit,

1559
01:17:13,056 --> 01:17:17,032
and then I die and then that's the end.

1560
01:17:17,056 --> 01:17:18,472
Mm-mm.

1561
01:17:18,496 --> 01:17:21,192
Uh-uh, I think that's a cop out.

1562
01:17:21,216 --> 01:17:24,551
Well, no I think what a cop out is,

1563
01:17:24,575 --> 01:17:29,951
is that people invent
God or lean on science

1564
01:17:29,975 --> 01:17:33,352
or politics to give their
lives extra meaning

1565
01:17:33,376 --> 01:17:37,272
because really everything
is actually meaningless.

1566
01:17:37,296 --> 01:17:39,272
And so nothing actually matters

1567
01:17:39,296 --> 01:17:41,911
and what's the point in anything?

1568
01:17:41,935 --> 01:17:43,711
And so why not lie?

1569
01:17:43,735 --> 01:17:46,751
Because what difference does that make or-

1570
01:17:46,775 --> 01:17:50,951
It makes a difference
to the people you lie to.

1571
01:17:50,975 --> 01:17:52,512
That's the difference it makes.

1572
01:17:52,536 --> 01:17:55,472
And all those religions and
science and whatever else,

1573
01:17:55,496 --> 01:18:00,072
they're just trying to create value

1574
01:18:00,096 --> 01:18:01,512
that you can believe in,

1575
01:18:01,536 --> 01:18:04,951
so you can get out of bed in the morning.

1576
01:18:04,975 --> 01:18:08,032
None of them are final or true,

1577
01:18:08,056 --> 01:18:10,591
but all of them are proof

1578
01:18:10,615 --> 01:18:14,032
that for thousands and thousands
and thousands of years,

1579
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:16,631
humans have just been trying to figure out

1580
01:18:16,655 --> 01:18:19,216
how to do their best by each other.

1581
01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:21,791
But like- And I don't think

1582
01:18:21,815 --> 01:18:23,671
you get to step away from that.

1583
01:18:23,695 --> 01:18:25,192
But the messed up thing is,

1584
01:18:25,216 --> 01:18:29,911
is that I wish I could
believe in something like that,

1585
01:18:29,935 --> 01:18:32,152
but I'm just like...

1586
01:18:32,176 --> 01:18:35,192
But because it's all made up, I just can't.

1587
01:18:35,216 --> 01:18:38,791
I just can't believe in anything.

1588
01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:41,711
Well then you don't have
to choose something else

1589
01:18:41,735 --> 01:18:42,831
from someone else to believe in.

1590
01:18:42,855 --> 01:18:46,192
You just have to find
something that you believe in.

1591
01:18:46,216 --> 01:18:47,791
You just have to pick it, Jessie.

1592
01:18:47,815 --> 01:18:50,512
It doesn't matter what it is.

1593
01:18:50,536 --> 01:18:53,392
You can believe in vibing,

1594
01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:54,831
even if it's influencer vibing.

1595
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,032
You can believe in anything.

1596
01:18:56,056 --> 01:18:57,472
You just have to pick it and decide.

1597
01:18:57,496 --> 01:18:59,631
Because if you choose
not to believe in anything

1598
01:18:59,655 --> 01:19:03,376
then why get out of
bed every morning, right?

1599
01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:11,072
Why show up and try to do something?

1600
01:19:11,096 --> 01:19:12,392
Right?

1601
01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:14,352
'Cause we're stuck here,

1602
01:19:14,376 --> 01:19:21,216
you may as well find
something to steer you.

1603
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,032
I guess so.

1604
01:19:28,056 --> 01:19:31,871
While I'm here,
I might as well enjoy myself.

1605
01:19:31,895 --> 01:19:32,895
Yeah.

1606
01:19:36,216 --> 01:19:37,216
But hey,

1607
01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:43,791
I'm very grateful that you
lied to me about this place.

1608
01:19:43,815 --> 01:19:47,176
Why? Because it's nice.

1609
01:19:48,376 --> 01:19:52,416
And now I might start
vibing on my way to work.

1610
01:19:54,176 --> 01:19:57,352
There's somewhere
like this in Sydney, right?

1611
01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,655
Maybe. It's just man-made.

1612
01:20:53,855 --> 01:20:56,991
Oh, yes, it's open.

1613
01:20:57,015 --> 01:20:58,015
Mmm.

1614
01:21:04,975 --> 01:21:07,392
I feel so fucked up.

1615
01:21:07,416 --> 01:21:11,032
Yeah, let's just not do stuff today.

1616
01:21:11,056 --> 01:21:12,056
Okay.

1617
01:21:20,855 --> 01:21:24,376
Think I'll have some hectic dreams today.

1618
01:21:27,296 --> 01:21:30,056
There's something underneath me.

1619
01:21:36,869 --> 01:21:39,390
It's my fucked up airport book.

1620
01:21:41,336 --> 01:21:44,152
Shall we do a bedtime horror story?

1621
01:21:44,176 --> 01:21:45,312
Mm-hmm.

1622
01:21:45,336 --> 01:21:47,975
About the climate catastrophe,

1623
01:21:49,390 --> 01:21:52,069
and our eventual demise.

1624
01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:56,189
I'll just skip straight to the end.

1625
01:21:59,975 --> 01:22:03,871
"The human game has indeed begun

1626
01:22:03,895 --> 01:22:06,512
to play itself out.

1627
01:22:06,536 --> 01:22:11,015
That's what the relentless
rise in temperature tells us.

1628
01:22:11,282 --> 01:22:14,643
And the fact that we
increasingly spend our days

1629
01:22:15,004 --> 01:22:18,643
staring glumly at the
rectangle in our palm.

1630
01:22:20,215 --> 01:22:23,392
We are messy creatures, often selfish,

1631
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:27,239
prone to shortsightedness,
susceptible to greed.

1632
01:22:28,283 --> 01:22:30,432
In a Trumpian moment with racism

1633
01:22:30,456 --> 01:22:32,895
and nationalism resurgent,

1634
01:22:34,045 --> 01:22:35,432
you could argue that our disappearance

1635
01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:37,253
would be no great loss.

1636
01:22:38,526 --> 01:22:42,577
And yet, most of us, most of the time,

1637
01:22:43,323 --> 01:22:45,004
are pretty wonderful,

1638
01:22:47,056 --> 01:22:50,015
funny, kind.

1639
01:22:51,496 --> 01:22:54,575
Another name for human solidarity is love.

1640
01:22:55,925 --> 01:22:58,512
And when I think about our world

1641
01:22:58,910 --> 01:23:02,950
in its present form, that
is what overwhelms me.

1642
01:23:04,296 --> 01:23:06,855
The human love that
works to feed the hungry

1643
01:23:07,563 --> 01:23:09,855
and clothe the naked.

1644
01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:13,336
The love that comes together
in defence of sea turtles

1645
01:23:13,911 --> 01:23:15,496
and sea ice,

1646
01:23:15,857 --> 01:23:18,587
and of all else around us that's good.

1647
01:23:19,242 --> 01:23:20,711
The love that lets each of us see

1648
01:23:20,735 --> 01:23:23,392
we're not the most important thing on Earth

1649
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:27,512
and makes us okay with that.

1650
01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:32,831
The love that welcomes
us, imperfect, into the world

1651
01:23:32,855 --> 01:23:36,192
and surrounds us when we die.

1652
01:23:36,216 --> 01:23:41,216
Even, especially - in its twilight,

1653
01:23:41,670 --> 01:23:46,429
"the human game is
graceful and compelling."

1654
01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:32,831
Ah, I'm craving a soft serve so bad.

1655
01:24:32,855 --> 01:24:37,192
Yeah. I could use a soft serve.

1656
01:24:37,216 --> 01:24:41,432
No, I'm gonna need to
do an airport soft serve.

1657
01:24:41,456 --> 01:24:42,456
Yeah.

1658
01:24:46,336 --> 01:24:49,072
That's okay. They
taste better at the airport.

1659
01:24:49,096 --> 01:24:50,096
Yeah.

1660
01:24:51,056 --> 01:24:54,615
What's the bet that the machine's broken?

1661
01:24:56,015 --> 01:24:59,032
Get your soft serve at the airport then.

1662
01:24:59,056 --> 01:25:03,895
And then fly back to Sydney. Yeah.

1663
01:25:09,775 --> 01:25:12,136
You excited to go back, and-

1664
01:25:14,376 --> 01:25:15,472
Yeah.

1665
01:25:15,496 --> 01:25:17,655
I dunno if it's excited.

1666
01:25:17,962 --> 01:25:21,202
I'm ready to sleep in my own bed, yeah.

1667
01:25:22,136 --> 01:25:23,272
Fair enough.

1668
01:25:23,296 --> 01:25:24,113
Yeah.

1669
01:25:24,137 --> 01:25:25,152
It's all part of the fun.

1670
01:25:25,176 --> 01:25:26,176
Yeah.

1671
01:25:30,176 --> 01:25:32,472
You're not feeling too smashed?

1672
01:25:32,496 --> 01:25:35,751
Uh, I'm definitely feeling it.

1673
01:25:35,775 --> 01:25:38,991
But like I'm, look, I'm still standing.

1674
01:25:39,015 --> 01:25:42,312
Yeah. No plans for tonight?
And now I am walking.

1675
01:25:42,336 --> 01:25:44,032
We don't wait for the green here.

1676
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,791
Yeah.

1677
01:25:45,815 --> 01:25:47,791
Oh, they've Christmased it.

1678
01:25:47,815 --> 01:25:48,871
Oh, they have.

1679
01:25:48,895 --> 01:25:51,591
That's Christmas-y. Yeah.

1680
01:25:51,615 --> 01:25:53,591
You know, I feel like that
happened really quick.

1681
01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:54,935
Yeah. Strange.

1682
01:26:01,496 --> 01:26:02,393
Anyway.

1683
01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:04,392
I really hope you had fun.

1684
01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:06,152
Yeah. No I did. I did.

1685
01:26:06,176 --> 01:26:07,991
I mean, 'cause it got hectic.

1686
01:26:08,015 --> 01:26:10,831
It's like kind of insane how much,

1687
01:26:10,855 --> 01:26:15,056
just like stuff you can do
when you're not working.

1688
01:26:16,136 --> 01:26:16,952
True.

1689
01:26:16,976 --> 01:26:18,831
No. Thank you for being my tour guide.

1690
01:26:18,855 --> 01:26:22,991
No, like, thank you for coming, like yeah.

1691
01:26:23,015 --> 01:26:25,695
It was, it was fun. It was silly.

1692
01:26:27,735 --> 01:26:29,671
Bye, bye, bye, bye.

1693
01:26:29,695 --> 01:26:31,871
I'll see you very soon.

1694
01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:34,432
Hit me up if you're ever in Sydney.

1695
01:26:34,456 --> 01:26:35,671
Yeah, maybe I'll visit you.

1696
01:26:35,695 --> 01:26:37,991
Yeah, you know where to find me.

1697
01:26:38,015 --> 01:26:38,831
No, that's my -

1698
01:26:38,855 --> 01:26:39,632
It's my phone.

1699
01:26:39,656 --> 01:26:41,416
That's my phone too. Phone bump.

1700
01:26:43,296 --> 01:26:44,831
You gonna be good?

1701
01:26:44,855 --> 01:26:45,672
Yeah.

1702
01:26:45,696 --> 01:26:47,272
I actually wanna move

1703
01:26:47,296 --> 01:26:49,831
to a share house,
now that I think about it.

1704
01:26:49,855 --> 01:26:54,815
Live with people, not get
locked out. The good stuff.

1705
01:26:54,975 --> 01:26:56,352
Well, good luck. Thank you.

1706
01:26:56,376 --> 01:26:57,392
Good luck, good luck.

1707
01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:59,831
I'll see you when I see you.

1708
01:26:59,855 --> 01:27:01,152
Yeah.

1709
01:27:01,176 --> 01:27:03,512
Oh will work be okay?

1710
01:27:03,536 --> 01:27:05,216
Oh, with the, yeah.

1711
01:27:06,416 --> 01:27:09,232
Yeah, I'll look after it.

1712
01:27:09,256 --> 01:27:11,152
Ooh. That's me looking after it.

1713
01:27:11,176 --> 01:27:12,176
Heck yeah.

1714
01:27:12,775 --> 01:27:14,336
Bye.